...with airships! . Become a Patron! For the thrill of it! . The Doclopedia #2,001 Dangerous Inventions: Doctor Fenlie's Jetpack . Doctor Olias Fenlie invented his first, and sadly last, jetpack in 1886. Sleek and made from a steel alloy of his own creation, the jetpack attached to the body via a leather suit. Hand … Continue reading Annie The Spy: A Steampunk Romance Adventure
Month: April 2020
The Journal Of The Royal Roleplaying Society
...approved by a queen . Holy Socks! I made it to my 2,000th Doclopedia entry! Pretty darned epic, if you ask me. Mind you, there are still 4 more months left in my self imposed “366 days of double entries”. After that, there are surprises coming! Onward! . Become a Patron! And gain the blessing … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Roleplaying Society
No Sanity Beyond This Point
...just messing with you, because there was never sanity here . Become a Patron! And gain the blessing of your ancestors! . The Doclopedia #1,997 The 5 Room Dungeon Of...: Dread House . Dread House sits just a few miles outside the city. It has been abandoned for near on 30 years, after the master … Continue reading No Sanity Beyond This Point
Just Tap The Button, Kid
...but only once . Become a Patron! And we can fight evil together! . A bit of explanation about the next five entries. The 5 room dungeon is a method for building a quick dungeon crawl, although you could easily use it in above ground ruins, a house or even a small abandoned village. The … Continue reading Just Tap The Button, Kid
This Space Not Left Blank On Purpose
...just to confuse you . Become a Patron! One size fits all! . The Doclopedia #1,993 By The Numbers: 738 . It was 738 twenty sided dice that got rolled at the “Deadliest Dungeon In The Universe” game at GenCon 75 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The roll was to see how much damage the city … Continue reading This Space Not Left Blank On Purpose
Hobo With A Fork
...he's not forking around . Become a Patron! Now legal in all 50 states! . The Doclopedia #1,991 By The Numbers: 133 . It was episode #133 of the American television series Starfleet, a science fiction series, that contained the world's first televised gay kiss. The episode occurred halfway through the fifth season, when the … Continue reading Hobo With A Fork
The Rare And Beautiful Exploding Kumquats Of Potawango Island
...don't try to eat them . Become a Patron! Does not require assembly! . The Doclopedia #1,989 By The Numbers: 1,486 . 1,486 is how fast Revolutionary Hero #1 and The Devil Dragon were going when they slammed into the newly completed Three Gorges Dam in China. The fact that they were both enveloped in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Exploding Kumquats Of Potawango Island
Happy Food Dreams
...of happy food . Become a Patron! No salespeople will call on you! . The Doclopedia #1,987 By The Numbers: 4 . When the late Tom “The Jersey Romeo” Felzer was found dead in an alley after being shot 19 times, all 4 of his known girlfriends had ironclad alibis. So did is 4 ex-wives. … Continue reading Happy Food Dreams
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Sandwiches
...so, you want to try a tuna melt . Become a Patron! You won't regret it! . The Doclopedia #1,985 By The Numbers: 62 . There are 62 known “Martian Eggs” on the red planet in the Earth C-3 reality. Each og these metallic “eggs” measures 17 feet tall from top to bottom and about … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Sandwiches
Gerbil Gyrations
...they just love to dance . Become a Patron! It's a crazy plan that just might work! . The Doclopedia #1,983 By The Numbers: 10 . 10 was the number of adventurers that went into the Dungeon of Certain Death. 3 Fighters, 1 Paladin, 2 Clerics, 2 Wizards, 1 Sorcerer and 1 Rogue. They were … Continue reading Gerbil Gyrations
Chapter 17: In Which Our Young Hero Insults A Duke, Steals A Horse And Manages To Save The Day
...the horse was named Cyril . Become a Patron! You'll be the envy of your friends! . The Doclopedia #1,981 Unusual Murder Weapons: Bag Of Dice . “Damn, Sarge, what do you think made a head wound like that? Some sort of club?” “I'll be damned if I know, Yeung. I guess we'll have to … Continue reading Chapter 17: In Which Our Young Hero Insults A Duke, Steals A Horse And Manages To Save The Day
Mrs Wangdoodle Goes Surfing
...she's a hot dogger . Become a Patron! Your mom will be so proud! . The Doclopedia #1,979 Unusual Murder Weapons: Robotic Leg . “My God, Mulder, whatever General Braggman was hit with pretty much tore his head off and shattered it to pulp. It had to be very large and swung at a high … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Goes Surfing
Attack Of The Giant Dwarves
...they pretty much looked like regular guys. . Become a Patron! Only if you want to! . The Doclopedia #1,977 Unusual Murder Weapons: Frozen Cheese Sandwich . “Ya know, Bill, if you wrote this one up for some episode of a tv cop show, they'd laugh in your face. One scientist gets pissed off at … Continue reading Attack Of The Giant Dwarves
Ham Milkshake
...made with real ham ice cream . Become a Patron! Or else you're just another brick in the wall! . The Doclopedia #1,975 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Healing . Length: 5' Toughness: Medium Charges: 50 Recharge Cost: Low Price: 300 gold Although it is but a simple staff of pine with a few runes carved … Continue reading Ham Milkshake
King Kong Goes To Paris
...he's gotta climb that Eiffel Tower Become a Patron! And help protect the multiverse! . The Doclopedia #1,973 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Animal Control . Length: 6' 4'' Toughness: High Charges: 50 Recharge Cost: High Price: 2,000 gold Made of very stout oak, this staff will let you control whatever animal or animals you choose. … Continue reading King Kong Goes To Paris
Falling Headfirst Into A Pudding
...I won't do that a third time . Become a Patron! Because there are PDFs to be had! . The Doclopedia #1,970 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Illusion . Length: 5' 10'' Toughness: Medium Charges: 50 Recharge Cost: High Price: 2,000 gold This staff can be used to create visual, auditory or olfactory illusions that … Continue reading Falling Headfirst Into A Pudding
My Years As A Pin Up Boy
...not pretty, my friends. . Become a Patron! Because there are PDFs to be had! . The Doclopedia #1,967 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Light . Length: 6' 6''Toughness: Medium Charges: 100Recharge Cost: Low Price: 50 gold . One of our most popular entry level staves, the Staff of Light is topped by a Lumari Crystal … Continue reading My Years As A Pin Up Boy
Outlaw Cats
...bad bad kitties . Become a Patron! Because that beer ain't gonna buy itself! . The Doclopedia #1,965 State Secrets: Wisconsin – Superb Cheese . Another short one, this time VERY frustrating. At various times, a cheese shop called Superb Cheese will appear for an entire day, from sun up to sun down, along a … Continue reading Outlaw Cats
The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Under The North Pole
...from the August 1890 issue. . Become a Patron! And help finance my Cunning Plan!! . The Doclopedia #1,963 State Secrets: Washington – Party House . Another benevolent, or at least not evil, bit of strangeness can be found in Washington, generally in the Seattle area, but really, in any decent sized town. It's a … Continue reading The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Under The North Pole
Fishing In My Stream Of Consciousness
...using live bait . Become a Patron! Before it's too late! . The Doclopedia #1,961 State Secrets: Vermont – The Maple Syrup Man . People in Vermont sometimes meet a little old man walking along a road miles from any town. He is always carrying a half gallon jug of maple syrup. He will attempt … Continue reading Fishing In My Stream Of Consciousness
Sorcerers Of The Mystical Magicness
...they're spelleriffic! . Become a Patron! Before it's too late! . The Doclopedia #1,959 State Secrets: Texas – Extraño . Out in the west and southwest of Texas, where towns are few and the ass end of nowhere is all around, travelers have been known to come upon the small town of Extraño. It appears … Continue reading Sorcerers Of The Mystical Magicness
Flink Poyd
...what? WHAT? . Become a Patron! And be one of the cool kids! . The Doclopedia #1,957 State Secrets: South Dakota – Big Bird Of The Badlands . In one of the SXU's greatest disinformation campaigns has been to convince people that a 3,000 acre ranch in South Dakota is growing experimental food crops when … Continue reading Flink Poyd
Handsome Joe Goes Grocery Shopping
...and then he got a new leash & collar. . Become a Patron! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! . The Doclopedia #1,955 State Secrets: Rhode Island – The Red Kitty . In our smallest state, there is a roughly 25 pound red American Shorthair cat that kills and eats most of a human … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes Grocery Shopping
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Summons A Demogorgon
...no fun! . Become a Patron! Because working in the imagination mines is hard! . The Doclopedia #1,953 State Secrets: Oregon – Our Big Beaver . This one is short and sweet, folks. There is a 1,200 pound beaver living in Oregon. Considering that normal beavers weigh around 55-70 pounds, you can imagine how big … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Summons A Demogorgon
Malcom Was The God Of Pastry Chefs
...his temple was made of cream puffs . Become a Patron! It's a bargain! . The Doclopedia #1,951 State Secrets: Ohio – The Night Dog . Interstate 71 runs across Ohio from Cleveland to Columbus to Cincinnati. It's a major roadway. It's also where the Night Dog lives. The Night Dog has been roaming up … Continue reading Malcom Was The God Of Pastry Chefs
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