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Holy Socks! I made it to my 2,000th Doclopedia entry! Pretty darned epic, if you ask me. Mind you, there are still 4 more months left in my self imposed “366 days of double entries”. After that, there are surprises coming! Onward!
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The Doclopedia #2,000
The 2,000th Entry!: Saving The Queen Of Dogland
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So, this one time in that other world, the Knights of the Toybox got a message that the Queen of Dogland needed help. There were big ugly Booger Trolls and Poopheads attacking her subjects, who were all dogs and really nice, but the stood up like people do.
The Knights of the Toybox told Sir Teddy Bear about it, then they all got on their flying bunnies and went off to help Dogland. They flew for about 19 hours, but then stopped off at the Food Forest to eat tacos and drink juice from the Juicy Tree. Then they flew for 7 more hours and landed in Dogland.
The Queen, who was one of those skinny dogs with long pretty hair, told them that the Trolls and Poopheads were over near the Hilly Hills, but coming toward the castle. Sir Teddy Bear told here not to worry, so she gave him a magic peach that would make whoever ate it be really nice.
The Knights went off and were fighting the Booger Trolls and Poopheads when a Porkalips showed up. The Porkalips was about the size of 22 houses and very mean and dangerous, so Sir Teddy Bear threw the magic peach in it’s mouth and made it nice. Then he told it to chase off the Booger Trolls and Poopheads, so it did. It chased them so far they had to swim out in the ocean and then sharks chased them all the way toSleepy Island, where they all took a nap.
The Queen of Dogland was so happy! She gave all of the Knights of the Toybox medals and pet mice that could sing and dance. She gave Sir Teddy Bear a Kiss, so then they were boyfriend and girlfriend. Then everyone ate pizza, except the mice, who ate cheese. The End.
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