...YUM! . Become a Patron! The Doctor would do it! . The Doclopedia #1,940 The Alphabet #8: D Is For... . ...Disaster Dog, the main character in a series of children's books on Earth 2-A. Disaster Dog is a lovable mutt who lives with the Poobler family. He is drawn to look like a really … Continue reading Vanilla Fun Cakes
Month: March 2020
Pam The Talking Vacuum Cleaner Goes Wild
...but she still sucks . Become a Patron! You know you want to! . The Doclopedia #1,938 The Alphabet #8: F Is For... . ...Frisky Fox, a well known figure in the furry community on Earth 1-H. This woman, possessed of quite an attractive figure, wears a form fitting red fox outfit with a very … Continue reading Pam The Talking Vacuum Cleaner Goes Wild
Jabberwocky In A Funhouse
...I have no idea how . Become a Patron! So I can stop weeping silently at night! . The Doclopedia #1,936 The Alphabet #8: H Is For... . ...Hitler's Hillbillies, a popular country band of the 1930s and 40s, on Earth 3-W. On that Earth, Adolph Hitler's parents came to the US as immigrants three … Continue reading Jabberwocky In A Funhouse
My Life Among The Flowering Plants
...and insects, lots of insects . Become a Patron! I will use it to buy ice cream! . The Doclopedia #1,934 The Alphabet #8: J Is For... . ...Jethro Troll, a very famous and popular rock & roll group on PotterEarth 5. It consists of a bass player, drummer, two guitarists, keyboard player and a … Continue reading My Life Among The Flowering Plants
Back To Doing My Thing
...no, not that thing, you pervs . Become a Patron! It will stimulate my economy! . The Doclopedia #1,932 The Alphabet #8: L Is For... . ...Lunchadores, a strange spinoff of masked Mexican wrestlers who hang out near cafes, sandwich shops and food trucks during the mid-day hours. These wrestlers, who can be male or … Continue reading Back To Doing My Thing
Hobbits! We’re All Becoming Hobbits!
...without Second Breakfast . Become a Patron! It's good clean fun! . The Doclopedia #1,930 The Alphabet #8: N Is For... . ...Newt People, a race of humanoid amphibians on Earth 925-J. They stand about 4 feet tall and look pretty much like newts that have been rendered anthropomorphic by magic, which is exactly what … Continue reading Hobbits! We’re All Becoming Hobbits!
Dogs in Lockdown, Cats Held Prisoner
...it's a tragedy . Become a Patron! For the good of all humankind! . The Doclopedia #1,928 The Alphabet #8: P Is For... . ...Pieboy, is a resident of our own Earth Prime. In the years 1977-1980, he was a young college student who worked at the family bakery while going to school. During his … Continue reading Dogs in Lockdown, Cats Held Prisoner
No Zombies Yet!
...thankfully . Become a Patron! And I'll name a basset hound plushie after you . The Doclopedia #1,926 The Alphabet #8: R Is For... . ...Red Fog, a very nasty thing to encounter on Earth 88-G. Composed of hundreds of millions of bloodsucking tickwasps half the size of a grain of rice, they can drain … Continue reading No Zombies Yet!
Jumping Through Hoops To Bring You These Blogs
...but do you ever write or call? No, you don't . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,924 The Alphabet #8: T Is For... . ...Transformational Tommy, a comic book about a trans man and his journey. Written in a semi-autobiographical style, the 15 issue comic was heavy on humor. The author/artist, Tommy Allison, poked … Continue reading Jumping Through Hoops To Bring You These Blogs
Hunkering Down With Books & Beer
...could be worse . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,922 The Alphabet #8: V Is For... . ...Velvet Warrior, an androgynous glam metal band popular on Earth 1-B for about 18 months in the late 70s. Their first album “Beware The Velvet Warrior”, had three #1 hits. They did a 9 month arena tour … Continue reading Hunkering Down With Books & Beer
Locked Down, But Not Out
...we still have food and toilet paper . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,920 The Alphabet #8: X Is For... . ...Xilk, a new miracle fabric on Earth 2-H. It feels and looks like silk, but is far tougher and fire resistant. Currently, it is also more expensive. Xilk is produced by creatures that … Continue reading Locked Down, But Not Out
This REALLY Is Not The Corona You’re Looking For
...it ain't beer . Dear Readers, My internet connection has been out for 3 days and California is on Covid 19 lockdown. To prevent falling further behind on Doclopedia entries, I'm switching themes to the much faster and easier old standby theme “The Alphabet.” This will be the 8th time I've done this theme, so … Continue reading This REALLY Is Not The Corona You’re Looking For
The Great Toilet Paper Wars Of 2020
...terrible, just terrible . Become a Patron! A plan so crazy, it just might work! . The Doclopedia #1,916 State Secrets: Nebraska – Gas & Food . Of all the benign things on this list, this one is the most benign and the most helpful. The situation is always the same: Someone is traveling across … Continue reading The Great Toilet Paper Wars Of 2020
Blogging During The Plague
...not fun . Become a Patron! And then let's party! . The Doclopedia #1,914 State Secrets: Missouri – Sam I Am . Samuel Langhorne Clemens, AKA Mark Twain, Was perhaps the greatest humorist the United States ever produced. And he has been seen, alive, in Missouri, at least 7 times in the last 10 years. … Continue reading Blogging During The Plague
Cruel Guppies Terrorized My Angelfish
...he may never be the same . Become a Patron! It helps make self quarantine fun! . The Doclopedia #1,912 State Secrets: Minnesota – The Hotdish Lady . Hotdish is a type of casserole that is very popular in the Northern Midwest. Like chili in Texas, it has hundreds of variations on the base recipe. … Continue reading Cruel Guppies Terrorized My Angelfish
Sleepy Slime
...yes, they do sleep . Become a Patron! It helps make self quarantine fun! . The Doclopedia #1,910 State Secrets: Massachusetts – Lost In Boston . Many people from outside the Boston area are less than impressed with driving in that city. The layout of the streets in the Greater Boston area can be quite … Continue reading Sleepy Slime
Monster Manual XXVII: Left Handed Dragons & Their Kin
...including ambidextrous hydras . Become a Patron! It will keep you from buying more junk! . The Doclopedia #1,908 State Secrets: Maine – Ol' Bill Bigclaw . This cryptid is much easier to explain than others. Known as a legend to most modern Main lobstermen, Ol' Bill Bigclaw is actually a real lobster. A product … Continue reading Monster Manual XXVII: Left Handed Dragons & Their Kin
Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
...to climb Mount Fuji! . Become a Patron! Operators are not standing by! . The Doclopedia #1,906 State Secrets: Kentucky – The Coal Creature . This is one of the most recent arrivals on the cryptid scene, having first been sighted in 2015. It usually looks like a large bear made of coal and … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
...we think he wanted to wrassle a bear . Become a Patron! Because it's what Luke Skywalker would do! The Doclopedia #1,904 State Secrets: Iowa – The Little Farmers . For well over 125 years, folks out in northwestern Iowa have been finding small replica farms in out of the way places. These tiny farms … Continue reading Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
Vin Hydrogen
...more eco friendly than Vin Diesel . Become a Patron! Or not. We'll just be over hear, weeping. The Doclopedia #1,902 State Secrets: Illinois – The Ghosts In The Darkness . In the Field Museum in Chicago, you can see the mounted specimens of the two male lions that killed many men, eating some of … Continue reading Vin Hydrogen
Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
...we never found out . Become a Patron! Feel good about it! . The Doclopedia #1,900 State Secrets: Hawaii – Pele Gone Walkin' . Almost certainly, we are not talking about the literal Hawaiian volcano goddess. Note the “almost”, because in the world of weird shit, you should never say never. Still, members of the … Continue reading Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
This Blog Certified Organic
...we were trying for orgasmic . Become a Patron! For that “Clean all over” feeling! . The Doclopedia #1,897 State Secrets: Florida – Mister Sandman . For the last 15 years, a killer has been stalking the beaches of Florida. From St. Augustine down to Miami, more than 50 people have died at the hands … Continue reading This Blog Certified Organic
A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
...and he made good loot . Become a Patron! And I will name my first born child after you! . The Doclopedia #1,895 State Secrets: Connecticut – Old Vinegar . The dog known to the government of Connecticut and the FBI as “Old Vinegar”, does indeed smell faintly of vinegar, but he is not actually … Continue reading A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
Urgent Eel News
...well, urgent if you're an eel . Become a Patron! It will make you feel like dancing! . The Doclopedia #1,893 State Secrets: California – The Beast Of The Buttes . In the Central Valley of Northern California, just a bit west of Yuba City, you'll find the Sutter Buttes, the remnants of an ancient … Continue reading Urgent Eel News
A Tale Of Two Kitties
...Sunshine and Miffy . Become a Patron! If you don't, Professor Moriarty wins! . The Doclopedia #1,891 State Secrets: Arizona – The Sedona Spider . Sedona, Arizona, is a small town of around 10,000 people. It's noted as being a hub for those of a spiritual nature/New Agers, hikers, folks who like the red rock … Continue reading A Tale Of Two Kitties
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