...who seldom shut up . Become a Patron! And help keep me off the dole! . The Doclopedia #1,889 State Secrets: Alabama – The Spirit of Selma . No government official in Alabama will ever talk about it. Neither will the FBI, although they've had people investigating it since 1971. Any regular folks involved clam … Continue reading My Life Among The Talking Animals
Month: March 2020
The Secret Guinea Pigs Are Back
...where did they go? Dude, it was a secret! . Become a Patron! Because I'm saving up for a Batmobile! . The Doclopedia #1,887 Nothing But Flowers: The Love Lupines . While these lovely flowers won't actually make anyone fall in love, they will make you and whoever you give them to become quite infatuated … Continue reading The Secret Guinea Pigs Are Back
Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
...Sasha, my dog . Become a Patron! I promise not to spend it on ale & whores! . The Doclopedia #1,885 Nothing But Flowers: The Carnal Carnations . Looking to spice up or maybe kickstart your sex life? Just buy a big bouquet of these beautiful flowers and dim the lights. Within minutes, you and … Continue reading Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
...and she punches hard . Become a Patron! I will thank you profusely! . The Doclopedia #1,883 Nothing But Flowers: The Vanity Violets . These flowers are harmless until picked or cut, at which point, they will begin to emit a scent that causes humans nearby to have a vastly inflated opinion of their looks, … Continue reading Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
A Pot Full Of Problems
...and it's about to boil over . Become a Patron! If not now, when? . The Doclopedia #1,882 Seven Bad Axes: Hal-Quag's Destroyer . Our final axe is, quite literally, not of this world. Behold the Axe of Hal-Quag, Demon Prince of Demara, the Demon Dimension. Known as the Destroyer, this axe was so feared … Continue reading A Pot Full Of Problems
The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
...co-starring her pet muse, Prunella . Become a Patron! Or I may be forced to sell my body! . The Doclopedia #1,880 Seven Bad Axes: Ziinotaa's Neckseeker . We now move on to an axe that was enchanted for purely utilitarian reasons, but then turned to evil use. After the Great War between the Ariitonians … Continue reading The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
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