...British badgers, not the North American kind The Doclopedia #3,548 Skills I Picked Up: Cooking Fish (Yet another tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) Thank you. I'm glad you liked it. Salmon is kind of my speciality, but really, I can cook just about any sort of fish. Hence … Continue reading Chapter 4: In Which Our Young Hero Earns The Loyalty Of Many Badgers
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The Sex Lives Of Butter Gnomes
...slippery, but tasty The Doclopedia #3,547 Skills I Picked Up: Playing the Bass (Yet another tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) Well, ya see, it was 1977, I was 19, and touring with my high school buddies in a five piece rock band. And by “touring” I mean driving … Continue reading The Sex Lives Of Butter Gnomes
Frank The Cat Slapper Returns
...he did a nickel inside The Doclopedia #3,546 Skills I Picked Up: Combat Driving (Yet another tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) WOOHOO! That was some wild ride, eh? You okay there, Winks? How about you two in the back seat? Good, good. I learned all of my driving … Continue reading Frank The Cat Slapper Returns
A Wide Assortment Of Bad Ideas
...very bad ideas The Doclopedia #3,545 Skills I Picked Up: Disguise (Yet another tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) Yeah, well, for about 10 years I was the Face for a group that engaged in extra-legal activities. I'd go ahead of them and scout out places and people, rent … Continue reading A Wide Assortment Of Bad Ideas
High Powered Banana Guns
...getting hit creates a huge mess The Doclopedia #3,544 Skills I Picked Up: Speaking Draconic (Yet another tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) How did I learn Draconic? By being the indentured servant of a dragon for 5 years, that's how. I made a deal with Malavortix of the … Continue reading High Powered Banana Guns
Going Places In Our Minds
...strange places The Doclopedia #3,543 Skills I Picked Up: Painting (Yet another tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) Yeah, I'm no Rembrandt, but I can paint better than the average art student. Started learning to paint from an artsy girl I met in New York the summer after graduating … Continue reading Going Places In Our Minds
So Long, Horace Minorka
...have fun! The Doclopedia #3,503 Places You Forget: The Dream Library (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Most of us here have heard of the Dream Library. Only a slightly smaller number have been … Continue reading So Long, Horace Minorka
Stolen Underwear And Cheap Wine
...not gonna tell you about it The Doclopedia #3,502 Places You Forget: Tower Rock (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Now we come to Tower Rock, which at least 17 members of this very … Continue reading Stolen Underwear And Cheap Wine
The Absolutely Almost 70% True, Yet Fun As Hell, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Cheeseburger
...co-starring her new kitty, Clytemnestra The Doclopedia #3,501 Places You Forget: Andelvorn (A tip of the old bandana to Spike Jones for suggesting this theme.) From a lecture series given at the Adventurers Club of Valduria, by Wizard Gladoria Andelvorn is rumored to be a small town, possibly in ruins, that surrounds the tower of … Continue reading The Absolutely Almost 70% True, Yet Fun As Hell, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magic Cheeseburger
