Is It Just Me, Or Does Crab Rangoon Sound Like A 1960s Pro Wrestler?

...probably just me.   The Doclopedia #1,173 Those Furry Little Bastards!: At War “Well, Winston, it would seem that the Pitipati don't like the Nazis or the Japanese any more than you or I do. I just got a report that says they have Hitler and his boys nearly insane with anger. Not that both … Continue reading Is It Just Me, Or Does Crab Rangoon Sound Like A 1960s Pro Wrestler?

Tonight’s Episode: Gander & Percy Try To Smuggle A Trained Ox Into The Barndance

...featuring a guest appearance by Don Knotts as Barney Fife   The Doclopedia #1,171 Murder By...: Used Spork “Jeez, Al, what's the world coming to? Wasn't that long ago that a guy with a gun or maybe a shiv could make a good living doing hits in this town. Now, with that green haired psycho … Continue reading Tonight’s Episode: Gander & Percy Try To Smuggle A Trained Ox Into The Barndance

The Madcap, Yet Lustily Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magical Treehouse

...co-starring her Uncle Olaf, who only has one leg The Doclopedia #1,170Murder By...: Chocolate ScorpionsIn that other world, the one all children know about, but teenagers can barely remember and adults can’t even think of (until they get really old, but that’s when childhood returns anyway), there was a really evil Evil Wizard called the Upside … Continue reading The Madcap, Yet Lustily Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Magical Treehouse