…co-starring her Auntie Zazu
The Doclopedia #3,562
To Make A Short Story Long: How We Got Dirty
(A tip of the old bandana to Riki Bruner for suggesting this theme.)
Short Version
We got into a mud fight.
Long Version
Ted: Okay, Mom, first off, it was all Kevin’s fault, because he…
Kevin: NO WAY! Mom, I told him that there was a bunch of mud in the field because of the rain, but he…
Ted: You said we should cut across to Liam’s house!
Kevin: I said we should stay on the gravel land where it was less muddy!
Ted: NO YOU DIDN’T! You just started tromping through the mud and…
Kevin: Stop lying! Mom, he’s…What?
Ted: ULP!
Kevin: Um, well…
Ted: HE HIT ME WITH A HANDFUL OF MUD AND THEN WE HAD A MUD FIGHT! I’M SORRY, MOM!
Kevin: Yes, ma’am. I’ll go shower first, then go to my room.
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