...from the May 1939 issue The Doclopedia #1,363 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “K” K is for: Kong Kong is the main HarvestBot in the dome. His name is derived from the fact that he was built by the King Robotics Plant in Helium Dome. He is fine with the name. Like most HarvestBots, Kong … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Earthquake Master
Month: January 2018
Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter
...and plots his revenge The Doclopedia #1,362 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “J” J is for: Javier O'Toole Javier is a fairly recent immigrant to Mars, having arrived with his new bride ten years ago. He came to Gardener Dome specifically to take over running his uncle's avocado farm in Tower Farm 12. Since … Continue reading Chapter 28: In Which Our Hero, Having Recently Been Robbed By A Masked Spaniard, Makes Friends With An Otter
The Second To Last Jedi
...he retired early and didn't get killed The Doclopedia #1,361 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “I” I is for: Iggy Pup There are 5,643 Smart Dogs on Mars. Iggy is one of them. He is known around the dome as both a reliable businessdog and an irrepressible goofball. The business Iggy is in is … Continue reading The Second To Last Jedi
Here Comes Pam, The Talking Vacuum Cleaner!
...dogs & cats are terrified of her The Doclopedia #1,360 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “H” H is for: Hespy Mikks Hespy (real name Hesperidia) is a native of Gardener Dome, having been born there 16 years ago. She lives with her parents and two younger brothers in Tower Farm 7 on the south side … Continue reading Here Comes Pam, The Talking Vacuum Cleaner!
Mexican Jenny Had A Way With Cats
...none of them ever tried to kill her The Doclopedia #1,359 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “G” G is for: Gilbert Gardener Gil, as everyone calls him, is the founder of Gardener Dome. He is also the oldest person in the dome at age 90. Everyone like him and he is very proud of the … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Had A Way With Cats
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch
...you will speak in tongues The Doclopedia #1,358 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “F” F is for: Freddy Freddy is a chimera, part human, part chimpanzee. In Gardener Dome, he is part of the Dome Maintenance Unit. If you see a big hairy guy on one of the dome access catwalks, it is most … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Spill Hot Pepper Juice On Your Crotch
Mr. Fishy Fish Makes A Very Bad Decision
...he jumped out of the fish bowl and it was fatal The Doclopedia #1,357 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “E” E is for: Emily Salonga Emily,“Emmy” to her friends, is the owner and head baker at “Third Street Bakery” in downtown Gardener. She has owned and run the shop with her husband Eddie for the … Continue reading Mr. Fishy Fish Makes A Very Bad Decision
200 Angry Pigeons
...I still can't talk about it The Doclopedia #1,356 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “D” D is for: Dave Foster Dave is the owner and main on air personality on M-164, the Gardener Dome radio station. He does the news and plays music 8 hours a day. He also hosts a call in show … Continue reading 200 Angry Pigeons
The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island
...they get hammered by eating fermented melons Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,355 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “C” C is for: Charlie 3 Charlie 3 is main transport bus in Gardener dome. His route is often just around town, but can go out into the farming areas if needed. Charlie … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Drunken Red Llama Of Potawango Island
One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot
...increase pucker factor to 11! The Doclopedia #1,354 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “B” B is for: Barb Pham Barb is a technician at the Gardener Dome's life support plant. Her primary job is running the water purification plant, but she also does a once a week shift at atmosphere storage. Barb is well … Continue reading One Loud Fart Away From Getting Shot
Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas
...sorry, Austin. Stay weird. The Doclopedia #1,353 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “A” Gardener Dome is a town on Mars 1-Q in the year 2070. It has 1,500 inhabitants. This series of Doclopedia entries will list 27 of them, alphabetically. A is for Alwin Santiago Alwin is a chicken farmer and the Treasurer of … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Red Worms, Morris Dancing, Poodles And Austin, Texas
Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
...until he was forced to pull a gun on them Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,352 Strange Bandanas: The Donald Duck One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… It looks like a simple white bandana with pictures of Donald … Continue reading Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory
...co-starring her neighbor, Mister Dinwiddy The Doclopedia #1,351 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Tiger Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… While the Blue Tiger Striped bandana has no strange powers, I did get it by a rather strange turn of events. I was … Continue reading The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory