...they've been drinking fine swine wine Doc's Xmas Report Xmas Eve: Grace and I drove up to Marysville and spent a couple of hours with my family at the home of my niece, Molly, and her fiance, Nick (and their dog, Thor). It was nice and my mom gave us $100.00. Now we've got to … Continue reading Tipsy Piglets →

...an X rated Xmas To all of you, regardless of your holiday affiliation... MERRYHAPPY! HAPPYMERRY! See? I found the perfect non-offensive holiday greeting:) Not that I've ever given a fuck about offending people:)

...ho, ho, ho, dude! How Grace And I Will Spend The Holidays Friday: I'll get off work early...to go to the doctor (nothing serious). Grace gets off work at her usual time. We'll do our regular Friday stuff plus eggnog. Saturday: Wake up...do regular Saturday stuff AND buy gifts for my families pets, in memory … Continue reading Teenage Mutant Ninja Reindeer →

...and they do larp dances Oh Laziness, thy name is Doc. I know, I missed the fiction entry for last week and am a day late for this week. I'm a baaaaaaad boy. My Wand Is Quick: Part 5 "What do you know about my fix?" Pete said as the elevator came to a stop … Continue reading Live Nerd Girls →

...Ooooh, spooky Arrr, maties...another meme off the port bow! FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE: 1. Sous Chef 2. Manager/Projectionist at an adult theatre 3. Pizza Delivery 4. RPG Writer FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER: (only four???) 1. King Kong 2. Raiders of the Lost Ark 3. Lord of the Rings … Continue reading The Lair Of The Purple Prawn →

...but I had a REALLY good reason. Note: The above quote courtesy of my friend, Spider. King Kong and I About King Kong (1933 version)... It's the movie I've seen more than any other (about 150 times, including 3 times in theaters). It's my favorite movie. I cried when Kong died (the first 25-30 times … Continue reading Ok, So I Borrowed A Cop Car →

...then jump I'll write more about it tonight, but for now... GO SEE KING KONG! You will thank me later.

...with butter and honey T minus 5 hours until King Kong. To help pass the time, here's a meme. How do you feel about... Abortion?: It's a woman's choice. Period. Death Penalty?: Should be extended to alot more crimes. Prostitution?: Should be legal and taxed Alcohol?: Ok, in moderation. Marijuana?: Should be legal Other drugs?: … Continue reading Warm Little Biscuits →

...that's as gouda it gets:) No episode of "My Wand Is Quick" until later this week. Gotta finish the Big Rewrite, then keep a Wednesday midnight date with a giant ape. My sleep/wake schedule is totally fucked. More bloggishness soon.

...and he's not too fond of VH1 Yesterday was not a day of really great accomplishments here at Chez Cross. We bought a few books at a local thrift store and stopped by a couple of other places, but aside from that, we mostly just lazed about. I did get a hefty portion of rewriting … Continue reading Frank The Duck Hates MTV →

...he's an outback Gene Kelly Look, it's a couple of those danged Friday Five memes! 1. What's on your feet? Nothing 2. Turn to your right -- what do you see? An end table full of stuff 3. What is the last thing you ate? Cream of Wheat with raisins in it 4. What can … Continue reading The Tap Dancing Dingo →

...so all they could see was her Way back in January, I reviewed the subject titles of my LJ from all of my posts in 2004. I'll do something like it this January, but I've decided to ask you all to tell me which of my subject titles you liked best and why. In the … Continue reading She Could Cloud Men’s Minds →

...they hold the secrets of the universe Well, as of about 7:00 this evening, I have me ticket to see the first showing of KING KONG next Wednesday at midnight. I'll get home from the theater about 3:30 in the morning, sleep for a bit, then head off to work. Yeah, I'll be draggin' my … Continue reading Stringbean Theory →

...and then they went to Baja Calamari Weekend To Do List Scorecard So, how well did I do? Not very... 1: Correct booboos in the Pro Writing Project so they can announce/sell it. Not yet, but the night is still young. 2: Help Grace do dishes I traded doing ALL the laundry for helping her … Continue reading Here’s Looking At You, Squid →

...Oooh, mama! I'm feeling much better today. Another sunny day and a good night's sleep always help. So did the 4.5 mile walk I just got back from, except that after not walking much in the last month, my legs feel like they want to fall off. Fortunately, My Sweet Little Capuchin Monkey Of Sweetness … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Learns To Bellydance →

...the April, 1958 issue After several days of rain and overcast skies, today was sunny and cool and windy. It was also not enough to stave off a pretty bad round of S.A.D. Only the fact that I was busy as a one legged man in an asskicking contest today kept me from just sitting … Continue reading Doc Tempest vs The Pets Of Dr. Loveless →

...yeah, the gun went off 16 times while he was cleaning it. So, as the dreaded Holiday Season rampages across this great land of ours, I figured maybe I'd tell you how Grace and I handle the gift giving thing. Ya see, we like to make sure that the people we give gifts to get … Continue reading Nicky Knuckles Gets The Hot Goodbye →