…he’s an outback Gene Kelly
Look, it’s a couple of those danged Friday Five memes!
1. What’s on your feet?
Nothing
2. Turn to your right — what do you see?
An end table full of stuff
3. What is the last thing you ate?
Cream of Wheat with raisins in it
4. What can you smell right now?
See #3 above
5. Do you wear hats?
Nope. I’m all about bandanas, baby!
1. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Tarzan, Superman, Robin Hood, Captain Blood, Zorro, Spiderman, Batman
2. Did you follow through? If not, what happened?
Nope. Took a different path. Well, there was a touch of the Robin Hood bit…
3. Is your life turning out the way you thought it would when you were a kid?If not, is it better or worse?
See, this tells me a young person wrote this, because NOBODY’S life turns out like you thought it would as a kid/teen/young adult. And mine turned out, on average, better than I thought.
4. Paradoxes aside, if you could time-travel back to when you were 10 years old, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Don’t trust what adults tell you. Don’t try too hard to figure out women, cos you can’t. Never trust authority. Never doubt your abilities and talents. I’ll come back when you hit puberty and I’ll tell you all about sex.
5. Do you think the child you were, would like the adult you’ve become?
Like? Yes. Want to become? Never.