...he was making a movie The Doclopedia #3,177 Road Signs: Dangerous Curves The dames you'll find up ahead at the diner are nothing but trouble, buddy. You've been warned.
Tag: Road Signs
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Vampire Moles Show Up
...damn little bloodsuckers The Doclopedia #3,176 Road Signs: Holy Shit Ahead of you lies a repository of the excrement of one or more gods. Such stuff can help or harm, depending upon the god.
Tonight’s Episode: Hunted By Nuns!
...starring Rich Richmond and Joan Gerrit The Doclopedia #3,175 Road Signs: No Magic Next 30 Miles This, of course, indicates that you are in a zone of no mana for the next 30 miles. No spells will work, magic items stop functioning, and any creature that requires mana to exist, such as dragons, will die
Welcome To Slappy Hour!
...half price drinks in your face! The Doclopedia #3,174 Road Signs: Mating Flurvins Ahead On Earth 18-W, flurvins are elephant sized mammals that resemble the offspring of a wolverine and a cat. They are bad tempered at the best of times, and much worse when the mating season arrives. Do not honk your horn at … Continue reading Welcome To Slappy Hour!
Onion Soap
...people who smell it start crying The Doclopedia #3,173 Road Signs: Bad Turn Ahead On psychic rich Earth 91-J, this sign would indicate a change of luck for the worse. Many folks would just stop the car, curse loudly, then turn around and find another road.
Golden Weevils
...I have no idea where that came from The Doclopedia #1,139Road Signs: Steep GradeOn Smart Earth, where education is mandatory everywhere and most folks have 3-4 degrees, you'll often see this road sign as you drive the last mile to one of the more exclusive universities. It references the fact that if you have less that … Continue reading Golden Weevils
Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By A Hermit And A Small Pig, Infiltrates A French Castle
... he stole a pie, the baron's daughter and the Secret Plans The Doclopedia #1,137Road Signs: Scenic DriveIn the reality often referred to as “the Squishy Universe”, space can and does fold in on itself on the local level. This can make a drive of 500 miles take less than 10 minutes or make a trip … Continue reading Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By A Hermit And A Small Pig, Infiltrates A French Castle
The Mysterious Affair Of The Cat In Broad Daylight
...ok, so it wasn't so mysterious The Doclopedia #1,136Road Signs: Lodging AheadThis sign can be seen along the Old Forest Road in south eastern Valduria. Since this road is barely patrolled by the Royal Army and is often plagued by bandits, a traveler seeing this sign will feel great relief.About a mile past the sign, one … Continue reading The Mysterious Affair Of The Cat In Broad Daylight
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