...crazy as loons Sasha Explains It All NHTA Overview: Art For Art's Sake Let's cut right to the bone here, folks: No NHTA art, from painting to big budget films to community theater to musical acts, is done for profit, and it is all government subsidized. Even more different from you humans, the line between … Continue reading Baboons And Raccoons In Balloons Playing Spoons
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Pink Horses
...pretty and shy Sasha Explains It All NHTA Overview: How We Run Things Hi, humans! I'm back after a long hiatus and I'm going to tackle a big subject in several parts: The Non-Human Terran Alliance and how it, and our society overall, works. Some of what I'll say might piss off certain humans, but … Continue reading Pink Horses
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Dragon Gets Drunk
...then it's fire and running and screaming . NOTE: Sister Bomia's Adventure Diary will be skipping this week, but will be back next Tuesday for the penultimate entry. . Sasha Explains It All The Second Time Around Hi, folks! I'm back after a few months off. There has been a bunch of stuff going on … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Dragon Gets Drunk
Young Time Nerds In Love
...they have all the time in the world. . Become a Patron! . Sasha Explains It All Allies, Impostors & Renfields One of the things I get asked is how we Non-Humans manage to interact with human society beyond just “playing dumb”. Well, the answer to that is complicated. There are three main ways we … Continue reading Young Time Nerds In Love
The Five Blue Budgies Enter A Race
...ans so do their rivals, the Six Orange Canaries . Become a Patron! . Sasha Explains It All Who's Smart Now? Hi there, folks! This month, I'd like to discuss four species that have been given the green light for sapience since I wrote about this two years ago in my award winning rant “Everybody … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Enter A Race
Fungus Boogie
...nope, not a clue . Sasha Explains It All Adaptability So today, I want to talk about how people adapt to different alternate realities. And by “people”, I mean my immediate family and friends, including some who are no longer living. By “alternate realities, I mean the “prime schisms”, as we transdimensional experts refer to … Continue reading Fungus Boogie
Olive Loafers
...shoes you can eat! Sasha Explains It All Animal Companions For Animals Hi there, folks! It's been a long time since my last rant and there have been changes in my life.First off, I was diagnosed with hip dysplasia a couple of months ago and while I can still walk, it gets a bit painful … Continue reading Olive Loafers
Terror Of The Giant Duckasaur!
...1958, starring John Agar, Richard Denning and Zelda the trained duck Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries: Part 2 Hi, folks. This is the second part of my discussion on the various sanctuaries that the NHTA has established around the world. Last time I told you about the main sanctuaries in North America, so this time … Continue reading Terror Of The Giant Duckasaur!
The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.
...co-starring her arch-nemesis, Rather Red Rita . . Sasha Explains It All Thoughts On Motherhood As many of you may knows, a bit over a year ago, I decided to make a baby. No, that is not a euphemism for fucking, or even getting pregnant. First off, I hate cutesy euphemisms for anything, and second … Continue reading The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.
The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
...it was a sweet meeting . This blog is in part made possibly by my wonderful patrons on Patreon. If you would like to join them in helping me out, go to https://www.patreon.com/DocCross . Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries Hi, folks! In this edition, I'd like to talk about the many Sanctuary areas that … Continue reading The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
Oil Up Another Watermelon, Lester!
...don't ask Sasha Explains It All Everybody Can't Be Smart If there is one thing people ask me all the time, besides “How can you look so young and beautiful?”, it's “Which animals are Smart and why aren't ALL animals Smart?” Here's the answer to that question and we'll start right off with the #1 … Continue reading Oil Up Another Watermelon, Lester!
The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow
...co-starring her pet chipmunk, Penelope Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! I'm back with another edition of Reader Mail, mostly because I've been too busy to think up a proper rant. I asked for serious questions this time and here is what I got. Carol Robinson asks: “Given that human Terrans have not … Continue reading The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow
Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
...from the September 1961 issue Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! Sorry this took so long but I've been busy doing science stuff and helping Santa during Xmas Eve. Here is some reader mail from the past few months. My Auntie Rosie Kirkland asks “Do they (meaning aliens) have dogs? If so, what … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
The Terrible Oyster Gun
...WTF? Sasha Explains It All News Of My Death Will Be Greatly Exaggerated Death. It happens to all of us. Happens to ecosystems, both local and global. Happens to planets, stars, galaxies and some folks believe, the universe itself. You are gonna die. Everybody you know is gonna die. We are ALL going to … Continue reading The Terrible Oyster Gun
The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast
...co-starring her Uncle Zeek Zebrahide Sasha Explains It AllAll The Time In The World I love time travel movies. I love time travel TV shows, novels, short stories, plays, heck, I love 'em all. In spite of the fact that almost none of them, especially movies and tv shows, get anywhere near how it really … Continue reading The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast
Fig Soup
...hot or cold Sasha Explains It All MALES!!! What the hell is it with males? Does having a penis shut off half of the brain? I don't include testicles here, because when you're a dog, they are often missing on your male partners. But they all have a dick and half the time it's all … Continue reading Fig Soup
Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman
...although once the Scotsman saw the sheep, he calmed right down TWO blog posts in one day? Thank Sasha for this one. Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! For this entry, I thought that I might FINALLY get around to posting some answers to some of my voluminous reader mail, so here … Continue reading Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman
Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
...and for goodness sake, do NOT unleash him Sasha Explains It All You Are Not Alone, Or Even Unique One of the things that makes humans and a whole bunch of other races interesting and also kind of delusional is this whole idea of you each being totally unique. This belief is a cherished … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
My Life Among The Wild Writers
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers
Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
...and meets some goats Sasha Explains It All My Family: An Adventure In High Strangeness I know what you're thinking, folks. Everybody has a strange family, right? You've got that crazy aunt or that strange brother or the funny uncle or whomever. Every family has at least one strange member and many families have … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
The Dog With A Blog
...my girl, Sasha. Gentle Readers, For today, I turn the blog over to my basset hound, Sasha. This will be the first of her rants about various things. we both hope you enjoy it. Doc Sasha Explains It All The Word of Dog Right off the bat here, let's make it clear that Dog is … Continue reading The Dog With A Blog