The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.

...co-starring her arch-nemesis, Rather Red Rita . . Sasha Explains It All Thoughts On Motherhood As many of you may knows, a bit over a year ago, I decided to make a baby. No, that is not a euphemism for fucking, or even getting pregnant. First off, I hate cutesy euphemisms for anything, and second … Continue reading The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.

The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow

...co-starring her pet chipmunk, Penelope Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! I'm back with another edition of Reader Mail, mostly because I've been too busy to think up a proper rant. I asked for serious questions this time and here is what I got. Carol Robinson asks: “Given that human Terrans have not … Continue reading The Early October, But Still Planning The Halloween Party, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Farting Cow

The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast

...co-starring her Uncle Zeek Zebrahide Sasha Explains It AllAll The Time In The World I love time travel movies. I love time travel TV shows, novels, short stories, plays, heck, I love 'em all. In spite of the fact that almost none of them, especially movies and tv shows, get anywhere near how it really … Continue reading The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast

Fig Soup

...hot or cold Sasha Explains It All MALES!!! What the hell is it with males? Does having a penis shut off half of the brain? I don't include testicles here, because when you're a dog, they are often missing on your male partners. But they all have a dick and half the time it's all … Continue reading Fig Soup

Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman

...although once the Scotsman saw the sheep, he calmed right down TWO blog posts in one day? Thank Sasha for this one. Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! For this entry, I thought that I might FINALLY get around to posting some answers to some of my voluminous reader mail, so here … Continue reading Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman