…watch them chubbies dance
The Doclopedia #3,553
The League Of Extraordinary… : Gamers
These are the gamers that DMs & GMs hate. They know every trick and every rule and they are crazy lucky. Worse yet, they’ve been playing as a group for 40 years. They are…
Ella: Her memory is vast and she can call up memories in seconds. She remembers every moment of every game the League has ever played in. When she says “Wait, remember that time…”, GMs start to weep.
Lucky: His luck with dice borders on the supernatural, because he learned die rolling from the legendary King of Dice. His dice, your dice, brand new dice…it matters not. When Lucky rolls them, he’ll get a great roll.
Mick: There are Rules Lawyers, RULES LAWYERS, and then there’s Mick. If there is any rule connected to the game he’s playing, he knows it and will use it to the group’s advantage. By the book GMs are screwed.
Polly: Give her all the info and Polly will figure out the perfect road to success in any situation the DM presents. She once figured out how to beat a dungeon scenario in 90 minutes using only copper coins, a small cask of rum, and a rusty sheild. The GM, who had planned a 6 hour game, left the con and stayed drunk for two days.
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