...I mean, without ice The Doclopedia #3,331 Level Zero Equipment: A Small Roll Of Wire When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Oh, you see a small roll of heavy gauge wire, but I see a bunch of potential. My Pa showed me how … Continue reading Why Are You Drinking That Stuff? →

...two steps ahead of everyone else The Doclopedia #3,330 Level Zero Equipment: A Box Of Herbs When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Like I said, my Circle is pretty poor, but they did give me this box full of little pots of herbs. … Continue reading Looking For A Final Score →

...with a cookie The Doclopedia #3,329 Level Zero Equipment: A Table Leg When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Holy shit, that big brawl really busted up the inn. And we got luck that Mr. Hunzel is paying us 5 coppers each to clear … Continue reading Creamy Frog Pudding →

...boom boom! The Doclopedia #3,328 Level Zero Equipment: 30 Feet of Rope When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Sure, it's dirty, stained, and smells funny, but it's good stout rope. It will for sure come in handy at some point. I mean, 60 … Continue reading Rumpus With A Grumpus →

...damn you, mice! The Doclopedia #3,327 Level Zero Equipment: Cheese & Jerky When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Jackpot! That's got to be 3 pounds of elk jerky. Tasty stuff! And that 6 pound wheel of Branslydale cheese will last a week or … Continue reading Shifty Mice Befuddled My Gerbils →

...just excellent The Doclopedia #3,326 Level Zero Equipment: Very Old Wand When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford Your poor old granny could only teach you two spells, Light and Minor Healing. Those are good spells to know, but you want a bit more … Continue reading Wonderful Fish →

...now it's deceased The Doclopedia #3,325 Level Zero Equipment: Pot Helmet When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Okay, so you found an old pot and used your dads hammer to pound it into roughly the shape of a helmet. It's better than nothing, … Continue reading A Beast From The East Ate Yeast →

...so stop whining The Doclopedia #3,324 Level Zero Equipment: Leather Apron When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. What a find! Or maybe a theft, but you're miles away now and that blacksmith had a better apron. Sure, this one as some scratches and … Continue reading This Blog Is Not Your Mother →

...great reading The Doclopedia #3,323 Level Zero Equipment: Burlap Sack When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Yeah, it's just an old sack that was used for grain or something, but it has a good tight weave and no holes. It will do just … Continue reading Watermelon & Cantaloupe Monthly →

...I'm a gardener The Doclopedia #3,322 Level Zero Equipment: Chef's Knife When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. This is an old knife you found in a burnt out inn. It's rusty, has a couple of small chips in the blade, and the handle … Continue reading I Wet My Plants →