How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks

...Step 1: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN! . The Doclopedia #1,607 The Numbers: 311 . Was the number of miles a time traveler had to cover in order to get his time conveyance back when it was stolen by Mongols in 1354. To do this, he walked, rode stolen horses and even flew a … Continue reading How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks →

Ugly Mice

...with bad attitudes . The Doclopedia #1,602 The Numbers: 5,000,000 . $5,000,000.00 is the reward offered by multimillionaire cryptid hunter Jeff Sork for information leading to the live capture of the cryptid known as the Demon Octopus Dog. According to Sork, the cryptid in question looks like “some sort of small hound, but possessed of … Continue reading Ugly Mice →

Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past

...I failed at this. The Doclopedia #1,600The Numbers: 28.Was the age of Li Fung Ma when he released the last surviving dragon from it's 1,400 year imprisonment beneath a mountain in northeastern China. The very grateful dragon gifted Li with excellent health and a not so small fortune in gems and gold.Then it left the … Continue reading Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past →

The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction

...and other stories of powerful apparel The Doclopedia #1,346 The Numbers: 520 520 miles was how far the chase by police and the FBI went in pursuit of Jimmy Ray Waller, noted bank robber, cop killer and general psychopath. He started his spree in Huntsville, Alabama, where Jimmy robbed two banks in rapid … Continue reading The Yellow Blouse Of Seduction →

Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat

...with a feather in it The Doclopedia #1,344 The Numbers: 42 Carol Miller was 42 when she was exposed to a strange gas that gave her the power to turn totally invisible. Nothing can detect her on any level, including sound, smell or weight. She can go anywhere she can find an open door or … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Buys A Snazzy New Hat →

Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter

...not that he really gave a fuck, because otter. The Doclopedia #1,343 The Numbers: 15 15 years is the travel time, even using a Jump 7 Drive, to Yadoris 4, the outermost world of the Terran Empire. Few ships make the trip, which was initially done by the Independent Colony Ship “Maggie's Mob”. The crew … Continue reading Scornful Titmice Chastised My Otter →

The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit

...featuring Zelda, the very confused kitty Holy Frijoles, it's a brand new Doclopedia entry! (Note: Patreon backers get to see the next two early. Click the link below and you can, too.) Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,342 The Numbers: 6 The walled town of G'Tain has been attacked 6 times … Continue reading The Very Scary, But Delightfully Goofy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Cat Who Thought He Was A Rabbit →