Let’s Play Confuse The Goat!

...if the goat gets pissed off, everybody loses The Doclopedia #1,192 Bad Swords: Heartbreaker, The Sword That Destroys Yung Ki was the greatest swordswoman of her time, perhaps one of the greatest ever. She had fought battles beyond counting, against both men and demons. She had saved lives, villages, cities and entire kingdoms over the … Continue reading Let’s Play Confuse The Goat! →

Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland

...sorry about no ham The Doclopedia #1,191 Bad Swords: Rotseeker, The Sword That Infects “That there sword, it calls out to you, don't it? It wants somebody to pick it up and to use it. But that's just the start of the curse, ya know? After you touch it and feel that cold steel … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Squid Mating Rituals, Ham And Ireland →

Mrs Wangdoodle Does A Threesome With Bucky & Squint

...my eyes! Sweet Dog, my eyes! Behold! Two Doclopedia entries today! Huzzah! The Doclopedia #1,189 Bad Swords: Drakeslayer, The Sword That Compels The two handed sword known as “Drakeslayer” is arguably the most famous sword of all in a world where firedrakes, 40 foot long dragons that breath 2,000 degree fire, are constantly at war … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Does A Threesome With Bucky & Squint →

Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz

... a painting by Lulu Cross The Doclopedia #1,188 Even More Technobabble!: Genetically Engineered Symbiotic Cephalopod If you are one of the countless sentient species who did not evolve opposable thumbs, fear not, help is on the way! Thanks to the genius of Low Dog Laboratories, now you can use tools and manipulate objects … Continue reading Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz →

Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe

...he's a brave doggie The Doclopedia #1,187 Even More Technobabble!: Portable Quantum Vibration Stabilizer The main problem with traveling to other dimensions (and to a lesser extent, different time periods in your home dimension) is that your quanta vibrate at one frequency and that other dimension vibrates at another. Now, this isn't a huge problem … Continue reading Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe →

The Ham What Am Plus A Side Order Of Spam

...damn! The Doclopedia #1,186 Even More Technobabble!: Regenerating Nanoskin Let's face it, normal skin works just fine for ordinary folks, but if you are a costumed hero without superpowers, regular skin takes a hell of a beating and scars pretty easily. What you need is a synthetic skin that's WAY tougher. That is why … Continue reading The Ham What Am Plus A Side Order Of Spam →

Please Don’t Feed The Kraken

...and for goodness sake, do NOT unleash him Sasha Explains It All You Are Not Alone, Or Even Unique One of the things that makes humans and a whole bunch of other races interesting and also kind of delusional is this whole idea of you each being totally unique. This belief is a cherished … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Kraken →

The All New, But Comfortingly Nostalgic, 2015 Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Really Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich

...co-starring her pet angwantibo, Mr. Ralph The Doclopedia #1,185 Even More Technobabble!: Atomic Brain Expander Are you smart...we mean really smart...but need more space in your brain for your grand ideas, world changing theories or mastermind plans? Well then, you need an Atomic Brain Expander from SmartCo, the world leader in mad brain science! Looking … Continue reading The All New, But Comfortingly Nostalgic, 2015 Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Really Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich →