...they smell like lemons and love to tap dance The Doclopedia #173 The Infinite Doc: Doc Who? It was in 1980 that, while hiking with his dog in the High Sierras, Doc Cross saw a blue phone boothy looking thing appear on a very steep mountainside. Just as he was exclaiming “What the fucking hell?” … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Green Spotted Snow Squid Of Potawango Island
Month: January 2011
Secret Agent Kabuki Android
...more made up manga Hey kids, 365 People, Places & Things has gotten a name change! It is now... The Doclopedia #171 The Infinite Doc: Doc, Scourge Of The 7 Seas Two of the Docs we will be looking at this week are the result of a Doc from one reality or time passing into … Continue reading Secret Agent Kabuki Android
The Secret War Between Forks And Spoons
...knives are neutral The Doclopedia #170 The Infinite Doc: Doc, Boy Wizard On one of the Earths where magic exists in secret, young Doc Cross was born to parents who were both wizards. A few months later, they were killed by a very evil wizard who wanted to rule the world and then kill … Continue reading The Secret War Between Forks And Spoons
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Rum & Monkeys Don’t Mix
...trust me on this one . The Doclopedia #172 The Infinite Doc: Doc, Hollywood Heartthrob . On Earth 99, Doc Cross is a big time movie star and masturbatory fantasy for millions of straight women and gay men. He is tall, well built and a totally hot mix of boyishly charming and ruggedly handsome. Also, … Continue reading Rum & Monkeys Don’t Mix
The Revolution Will Be Teleported
...courtesy of Commander Montgomery Scott The Doclopedia #169 The Infinite Doc: Doc, Criminal Mastermind On an Earth that is very much like our own, Doc Cross is about to celebrate his 57th birthday...by causing a worldwide stock market crash. You see, on this world, Doc has been an evil criminal mastermind for 55 … Continue reading The Revolution Will Be Teleported
Crazed Ducks Ran Rampant Through My Coreopsis
...they trampled the Limerock Ruby and crapped on the Moonbeam The Doclopedia #168 The Infinite Doc: Doc, Lord Of The Jungle It was in the fall of 1910 that Professor and Mrs. Cross arrived in the Congo, where The professor would be studying the local wildlife while his wife would be teaching the natives … Continue reading Crazed Ducks Ran Rampant Through My Coreopsis
The Future Is So Bright, It Does My Taxes For Me
...and it can breeze through a crossword puzzle. What's all this then? Something that isn't a 365 post? Yep. My new Dociverse website will hopefully go live in early February. When it does, this blog will go back to being more...bloggy. Most of the new 365 stuff, fiction, top ten lists, etc, will go up … Continue reading The Future Is So Bright, It Does My Taxes For Me
How To Build A Beer Rocket
...with illustrations 365 People, Places & Things #165 The Alphabet: X X is for XAXIX The multiverse is home to many wonderful things, but one of the most wonderful is the Earth 19 candy known as Xaxix. It is so good that the next 15 top selling candies combined don't sell half as much as … Continue reading How To Build A Beer Rocket
Green Is The Color Of My True Love’s Hair
...and her tattoo The Doclopedia #163 The Alphabet: V V is for VANISHING RABBITS On an Earth very much like our own, there is a legend known on every continent except Antarctica: the Vanishing Rabbits. These possibly mythical creatures look and behave much like ordinary rabbits do, except for two big differences: they are larger … Continue reading Green Is The Color Of My True Love’s Hair
The Ferret Groomers Weekly News
...full of action packed grooming news 365 People, Places & Things #161 The Alphabet: T T is for TAMMY THE TIGER Tammy the Tiger is the heroine of a series of beloved children's books on CatEarth. Accompanied by her best friends, Mittens and Lynx, she gets into all manner of exciting and humorous situations. Each … Continue reading The Ferret Groomers Weekly News
The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The City On The Moon
...from the August, 1903 issue 365 People, Places & Things #159 The Alphabet: R R is for ROBOTIC RAIDERS The Robotic Raiders were a race of sentient robot pirates who landed on Earth in 1978 and proceeded to rob and pillage for about a week before beaming back up to their spacecraft with their booty. … Continue reading The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The City On The Moon
Even If It’s What You Think, It’s NOT What You Think
...they didn't think so 365 People, Places & Things #158 The Alphabet: Q Q is for QUIET PODOWSKI Arthur “Quiet” Podowski was a much feared hit man for the organized crime syndicate Evil United. He got his nickname after an injury in his teens rendered him incapable of speaking in more than a whisper. Podowski … Continue reading Even If It’s What You Think, It’s NOT What You Think
Fastest Nun In The West
...Sister Mary Roadrunner 365 People, Places & Things #157 The Alphabet: P P is for PIDWIN Back about 100 years before the Seven Kingdoms came to be, there were a multitude of smaller kingdoms occupying the same area. Almost all of them were poor and most would have been larger if it had not been … Continue reading Fastest Nun In The West
Mr. Porkwaffle Had Suspicions About The Lady With The Tattoo
...and they were well founded, by golly 365 People, Places & Things #155 The Alphabet: N N is for NANOIDS Nanoids are any humanoid appearing artificial lifeform made up of nanites (cellular sized or smaller nanotech devices) which usually function the same way that the various cells of the human body do. In many realities, … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Had Suspicions About The Lady With The Tattoo
Clams On The Run
...wait, what? 365 People, Places & Things #154 The Alphabet: M M is for MARS The planet Mars exists in most of the realities we will be dealing with here. The notable exceptions are the two realities where Mars was destroyed by a massive cometary impact, the one where Mars was stolen by the Gfgrgngk … Continue reading Clams On The Run
The Wicked Sisterhood Has Plans For You
...and you probably won't like them. 365 People, Places & Things #153 The Alphabet: L L is for LONG CATS On Earth 33, there is a very strange species of domesticated feline known as the Long Cat (Felis octopedus. These strange creatures very closely resemble ordinary housecats, but are over four feet long and have … Continue reading The Wicked Sisterhood Has Plans For You
The Five Blue Budgies VS Mrs. Wangdoodle’s Kitty Cats On Potawango Island
...where they were trampled by a herd of Fluffy Tailed Elephants 365 People, Places & Things #152 The Alphabet: K K is for KING'S MAZE King's Maze is a huge maze covering an area of 100 square miles and located in central Gradonia, just east of the Flowering Hills. It was created during the reign … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies VS Mrs. Wangdoodle’s Kitty Cats On Potawango Island
Rocky Raccoon Goes In Search Of America
...on a chopped Harley 365 People, Places & Things #151 The Alphabet: J J is for JADE JELLY Jade jelly was the nickname given to an ancient Chinese sorcery product by the American adventurer, Barton Storm. The jade jelly did actually contain finely ground jade, which gave it the distinctive color, but it also contained … Continue reading Rocky Raccoon Goes In Search Of America
Duet For Violin And Squeaky Cat Toy
...in D minor Holy Crap, kids, it's FOUR 365 entries! The Doclopedia #147 The Alphabet: F F is for FREAK PATROL The Freak Patrol was, starting in the Summer of 1969, the Establishment's worst nightmare: Hippies with superpowers. And not freaky deaky strange superpowers, but powers like superspeed, superstrength, telekinesis, invulnerability, mind control, shapeshifting … Continue reading Duet For Violin And Squeaky Cat Toy
Notes On My Time Travel Experiment
...by Professor Hugo V. Bemmerly Two entries today, boys & girls, to make up for missing yesterday. The Doclopedia #145 The Alphabet: D D is for DRAAN The Draan are a race of people on a fantasy version of Earth, They control the Draan Empire, which on our world would would be the lower 25% … Continue reading Notes On My Time Travel Experiment
My Pet Jerboa
...a book for strange little kids The Doclopedia #144 The Alphabet: C C is for CRATER CITY First off, Crater City, Western Australia, does sit inside a one mile wide meteor crater located about 450 miles north by northeast of Perth. But if you are expecting to find a real city, you'll be sadly … Continue reading My Pet Jerboa
Radar Death Kitties From Jupiter
... a 12 part RKO serial The Doclopedia #143 The Alphabet: B B is for BULGARK THE INSANE Bulgark (who was only called “The Insane” by people who lived very far away from his kingdom) was the son of Ragtarl The Slayer and was, from 1196 CE to 1227 CE, the Supreme Ruler of the Screaming … Continue reading Radar Death Kitties From Jupiter
Never Stick Your Finger In A Hot Meatloaf
...and no, that is NOT a euphemism The Doclopedia #142 The Alphabet: A A is for AIRSHIPS Several other realities have airships as a means of transport for both cargo and passengers. The exact nature of the lifting mechanism is almost as varied as the design of the ships. For example... In the 1930's CyberPulp … Continue reading Never Stick Your Finger In A Hot Meatloaf
Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank
...and look stylish doing it We end "It Happened One Night..." week with a long one. Coming up for the next three weeks: The Alphabet. The Doclopedia #141 It Happened One Night...: All Hell Broke Loose In Goldvale …1971, at around 6:00 on a summer evening, young Andy Hamblin and his girlfriend, Josie Perkins, both 17 … Continue reading Chapter 505: In Which Our Hero, Sodden With Rum And Broken Hearted, Still Manages To Rob A Bank