...and goats rowing boats . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,298 Things: Swifty The Hoverboard A long time surfer and skateboarder, Reuben Hoover has recently purchased a hoverboard from SJC Industries. Unlike the fire prone mock hoverboards of our reality, this hoverboard actually counters gravity to stay about 6 inches off the ground. The … Continue reading Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats
Month: February 2021
She Was The Queen Of The Hippies
...she had a crown made of feathers . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 10: Across America At Random Lucy & Flash do mayhem, again Sasha has ideas 8/17/2014 “Okay, gang, our destination today is Lake Placid, New York. Along the way we have to do the videos, take several pictures, and eat … Continue reading She Was The Queen Of The Hippies
Silver Sausages
...for classy sausage collectors . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,297 Places: Hog Heaven Hog Heaven is an apartment complex built for and entirely inhabited by sapient swine of various sizes, breeds, and species. There are 100 units, most designed for families, but about 25% are designed for single occupants. The entire complex is … Continue reading Silver Sausages
Loose Shrews
...run! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #25 We Come To A Town Wolfsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Olivia finished her ritual about three hours before sunrise, then went to sleep for a couple of hours. She woke up in time for breakfast just … Continue reading Loose Shrews
Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
...those feathered bastards! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,296 People: Reuben On Earth 7-K, where sapient non-human Terrans have been known about since 1957, one of the most well known NHT in San Diego, California, is Reuben Hoover, a pig. As of the current date, June, 2025, Rueben is 27 years old. He … Continue reading Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
...it's been years! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,295 Things: The Pool Of The Maiden/El Estanque De La Doncella In a small park about 4 miles from the Haunted Graveyard, there is a beautiful little pond. In the center of the pond, there is a statue of a young woman, standing and crying, … Continue reading Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
Godzilla Versus Paddington
...this will not end well for Godzilla . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 9: Across America At Random A Wooster without Jeeves Peru without llamas 8/16/2014 It was a bright sunny day, just minutes after sunrise, when the Magic Bus rolled out of Mediapolis, Iowa for today's destination, Wooster, Ohio. Doc … Continue reading Godzilla Versus Paddington
The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
...at age 70! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,294 Places: The Haunted Graveyard/El Cementerio Embrujado All heroes need some sort of hidden sanctum, a place to change identities and store their equipment. In a very old, very Catholic city, finding such a place was not difficult for The Ghost Women. Description: In a … Continue reading The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
Moondog In A ’57 Chevy On 101 At Midnight
...cruisin' and singin' the blues . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #24 The Eternal Forest Dogsday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, Diary, we followed the big river for a day and a half, but then we saw an enormous creature that looked like an alligator with longer legs … Continue reading Moondog In A ’57 Chevy On 101 At Midnight
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
...actually, there's a good bit of fun after that . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,293 People: The Ghost Women/Las Mujeres Fantasma In Mexico City on Earth 14-B, it is currently 1965 and the rate of crimes against women was very high until 1962. It was then that 5 women decided to take a … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling
...on foot, broke, but smiling . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,292 Things: The Living Crystal Description: A translucent pale pink crystal, flat, smooth, about 3 inches thick and a foot across. It contains no flaws whatsoever. It is heavier than it looks. Background: The Living Crystal (TLC from here on) is very old, … Continue reading Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling
Purple Death Robot Blues
...another fake anime . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 8: Across America At Random Singing in the rain Pigs gone wild 8/15/2014 The Magic Bus crew had decided to shoot their first video of the day as they ate breakfast outside. They had already discussed the fact that it was a very … Continue reading Purple Death Robot Blues
The Rare And Beautiful Three Eyed Water Pig Of Potawango Island
...the third eye is always blue . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,291 Places: Quiserry Forest Description: This is a forest not unlike the redwood forests of the Pacific Northwest. It is very old, has many huge trees, and is, for the most part, on steep hilly land that goes right down to the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Three Eyed Water Pig Of Potawango Island
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Gladiator Movies
...starring Steve Reeves . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #23 Encounters A'plenty! Ottersday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left our camp at about an hour after dawn this morning. The forest is, as I mentioned last time, much more normal looking and less dark. … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Gladiator Movies
Starfish Popsicle
...yum? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,290 People: Lavilliaxinon Description: An adult Green Dragon from the Quiserry Forest, on the south coast of the kingdom of Coresta. From nose to tail he measures 108 feet long, with a 136 foot wingspan. He is a dark green over most of his body, but his … Continue reading Starfish Popsicle
Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
...his new job at a wine company . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,289 Things: The Big Eye This is where things get really strange in Round Valley. Once in a while, when conditions are right, people have seen a huge eyeball floating in one place or moving around through the air. Now, by … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
The Hot Sauce Brownies Meet The Cupcake Elves
...things got really tense . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 7: Across America At Random Paths cross Sasha makes a friend 8/14/2014 It was 4:45 in the morning when the Magic Bus left the Shambala Buddhist Center via County Road 68C. The only two people awake were Doc and Spike, although “awake” … Continue reading The Hot Sauce Brownies Meet The Cupcake Elves
Hoolamoola!
...yes, I said it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,288 Places: Round Valley Description: Round Valley, as of 1875, is a small town of roughly 340 people, not including another 300 who farm and ranch outside of town. The town was founded in 1853 by Hans Brenner, who built a general store, and … Continue reading Hoolamoola!
Mrs. Wangdoodle Has Left The Building
...now she's next door, in the other building . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #22 A Rapid Descent Into A Strange Land Ottersday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left the cavern of the Calanoy this morning, about an hour after sunrise. We were told … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Has Left The Building
I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
...true story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,287 People: Mr. K When Old West trouble comes to Round Valley, Colorado, the man known only as Mr. K. rides out to stop it. Description: Tall and lean, always has a couple days growth of whiskers, never dresses in any colors but gray & black. … Continue reading I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
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