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Places: Hog Heaven

Hog Heaven is an apartment complex built for and entirely inhabited by sapient swine of various sizes, breeds, and species. There are 100 units, most designed for families, but about 25% are designed for single occupants. The entire complex is single level, because pigs don’t like to go up or down stairs. Each apartment comes with a bed, sofa, dining area, refrigerator and microwave oven. Bathrooms have spacious bathtubs and self cleaning toilets.

Other amenities include a pool, a mud wallow, a playground for kids, and a laundry service. Rent ranges from $250 to $600 per month.