The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First

...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising... ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with … Continue reading The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First →

Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol

...oh, those easily confused Frenchies! LOOK! Right down there! TWO Doclopedia entries! I'M BAAAACK! The Doclopedia #1,099 The Alphabet: I is for… Ig The Pig... ...was the nickname given to Ignacio Perez, a young mutant who lived in Ciudad Juarez. His mutation made him look quite piggish, but it also made him very … Continue reading Chapter 457: In Which Our Hero, Armed Only With A Sharp Stick And A Bottle Of Port, Uses A Clever Disguise To Defeat A French Patrol →

GoGo, The Happy Kinkajou, Goes To Venus

...but only for a quick look around Yeah, I know, long time, no post. My writing mojo has fled me, but It's coming back. Hopefully I'll have a new Doclopedia post up soon.

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Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats

...admit it, you're smiling now. The Doclopedia #1,098 The Alphabet: H is for… Handy Tool... ...is the Miracle Tool of Our Time! Created right here in the United States of America by the World Renowned Scientist, Professor Joseph Finkler, Handy Tool will replace all of the following tools in Your Toolbox: Hammer! Pliers! Steam … Continue reading Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats →

The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island

...they climb trees to catch tree chickens The Doclopedia #1,096 The Alphabet: F is for… Fog Monsters... ...are a magical beast that likes to hunt humans and humanoids for food. These creatures are not actually made of fog, but can create it magically so as to hide their presence. The fact that Fog Monsters … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island →

The Totally New Yearsy, But Not Even A Little Hungover, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Itsy Bitsy Spaceship

...co-starring her old pal, Really Red Rachel The Doclopedia #1,095 Alt. Television: The X Files In our world, The X Files premiered in September of 1993, ran for 9 years, had a complex & rather confusing alien conspiracy mythology and was a very popular and successful show on the Fox Network. It was heavily inspired … Continue reading The Totally New Yearsy, But Not Even A Little Hungover, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Itsy Bitsy Spaceship →