...with a guest appearence by Terry Gilliam January Ends January is just about over and I have to say, I won't miss it. Daisy dying kinda put me into a strange place. 1: It has taken until last night before I could take much of a walk at night. It still doesn't feel right, but … Continue reading The Further Adventures Of Doctor What And The Andalusian Dog
Month: January 2009
The California Kid Continues His Journey Around The Sun
...now starting orbit 56 Well, my little cheeseburgers, Old Uncle Doc is 55 years old today. I don't feel 55...at least, not at this moment...but ya can't argue with the facts. Stupid facts.
The 32 Things You Can Do With A Cup Of Soup And A Norfolk Terrier
...assuming the terrier knows how to sit and roll over That Top 50 TV Show Meme As always, I mock all of the bolding, underlining and strikeovering and insert my pithy comments. 50. Quantum Leap (Watched it semi-regularly. Pretty good show) 49. Prison Break (I've never seen it.) 48. Veronica Mars (Never watched it) 47. … Continue reading The 32 Things You Can Do With A Cup Of Soup And A Norfolk Terrier
Pink Pigeon Parade
...with dancing ducks Ok, for all but one of my regular readers (or even irregular readers), this post will make no sense. For one person tho, it will. See, a friend has found themselves in a situation where sending or receiving email is...not advisable. Additionally, they are (or will be soon) arriving in a foreign … Continue reading Pink Pigeon Parade
Dr. Silkmelon Prepares For His Voyage
...with Mr. Porkwaffle, in fact Subjectivity 2008: The Final Part Next year, I'll start on this in October. Dogs, Cats, Etc. I have fun with the whole Dogs...Cats...Mice thing. This year, I even did a barnyard version...if the barnyard was in South Central Los Angeles. Dogs Eating Sweet Potatoes, Cats Eating Turnips, Mice Eating Asparagus … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon Prepares For His Voyage
It’s all Fun And Games Until You Fall Naked Onto A Pile Of 4 Sided Dice
...OUCH! Subjectivity 2008: Part Two My Wild & Misspent Youth Although you may ask questions about anything on these lists, I suspect you'll mostly have questions about these. Ask away. How Many Bridges Do I Have To Throw You Off Of, Fred? Running Naked Through The Jungle With Becky The Jungle Queen The California Kid … Continue reading It’s all Fun And Games Until You Fall Naked Onto A Pile Of 4 Sided Dice
Gorgonzola Cheese Golems
...terribly dangerous, but very tasty So, earlier tonight, I was singing "I've Got You Under My Skin" to Winker and I happened to glance at the calendar and notice that a week from today (the 29th)is my birthday. What the fuck? I just had my 54th birthday like, what, 3 months ago? Well, it feels … Continue reading Gorgonzola Cheese Golems
Chapter 229: In Which Our Hero, Stranded On An Island, Invents Windsurfing And Escapes The Cannibals
...with a triumphant laugh, no doubt Subjectivity 2008: Part 1 Presented with minimal commentary because I'm so late posting it. Mostly Purple Patty I decided not to continue with Mostly Purple Patty in 2009, but I must admit I really enjoyed doing these over the last few years. The Very Fast Paced, Yet Still Quite … Continue reading Chapter 229: In Which Our Hero, Stranded On An Island, Invents Windsurfing And Escapes The Cannibals
There’s A New Marshal In Town
...and you can call him MISTER Obama Holy shit, there were a LOT of people in Washington! They made Woodstock look like a small church picnic! Great speech from Mr. O. Go kick some ass and take some names, Mr. President! Now I want to see footage of Bush getting on the plane and leaving. … Continue reading There’s A New Marshal In Town
An Elasmosaurus In The Bathtub
...it's a really big bathtub Damn...too many empty days on this LJ so far. Kinda strapped for time right now, but I can do a... Doc Update 1: We are all doing ok here. Winker has become a bit more of an attention hound, but that's ok, cos we have lots of love for her. … Continue reading An Elasmosaurus In The Bathtub
The Five Blue Budgies Put On A Musical Show
...in an old barn and starring Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney My Dundracon Toon Game I'm officially scheduled for my 20th annual toon game at Dundracon. Here is the info from the website... 414 20th Anniversary TOON Bash Saturday 8 PM in Room 156 for 4 hours GM: Doc Cross Type: RPG System: TOON Edition: … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Put On A Musical Show
I’m Back
A very heartfelt thanks to all of you who sent condolences on Daisy. We are doing ok, trying to keep busy and get on with life. Winker is doing fine. I think she knew her sister was gone by the next day or so. She has been getting a lot of love these last few … Continue reading I’m Back
R.I.P. Daisy Ann Cross (2000-2009)
...my old walking partner My dear friends, At 8:30 this morning, our vet confirmed our worst fears: Daisy's tumors were malignant and fast growing. At 11:30 this morning, after taking one last very slow walk and a drive around all of our favorite streets, Daisy was relieved of her suffering by our vet, Dr. Richards. … Continue reading R.I.P. Daisy Ann Cross (2000-2009)
Chapter 71: In Which Our Hero Finds Out That He Is A Father, Sells A Duck And Doesn’t Die
...this chapter not recommended for women of a sensitive nature Quick Update: I do not have prostate cancer, but we STILL have no word on Daisy. I would have taken the cancer in exchange for good news on her. Note: Altho I do not have cancer, the side effects of removing a prostate make surgery … Continue reading Chapter 71: In Which Our Hero Finds Out That He Is A Father, Sells A Duck And Doesn’t Die
Garbanzo Bean Soccer
...use condiment packs as goals Hello, 2009! Do NOT fuck with me! Some updating: No word from the vet, mostly because the lab is backed up and the vet closed early yesterday. Daisy is still doing ok and she slept about 14 hours last night cos we have to give her a tranquilizer so she … Continue reading Garbanzo Bean Soccer