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Subjectivity 2008: Part Two
My Wild & Misspent Youth
Although you may ask questions about anything on these lists, I suspect you’ll mostly have questions about these. Ask away.
How Many Bridges Do I Have To Throw You Off Of, Fred?
Running Naked Through The Jungle With Becky The Jungle Queen
The California Kid And The Sticky Affair Of The Third Girlfriend
A Golden Girl, A Box Full Of Trouble And A Very Inventive Guy
Confessions Of A Used Turtle Salesman
The Bad Girls Always Tempt Me Into Sin
She Couldn’t Have Been Sweeter If She Had Been Made Out Of Honey
The Dungeon Adventure That’s So Scary It Will Make Your Face Melt
My Life Among The Female Humans
Thundering Herds Of Pig Faced Orcs
The Last Lap Dance Of Candy The Cat
Sneaking A Ride In a Truck Full Of Cattle
It Was Like Stuffing A Marshmallow Into A Piggy Bank
French Toast Served On A French Girl
A Big Old Magnet For Crazy White Girls
Mexican Jenny And The Trip To Portland
Dorsey The Fence Makes A Bad Business Decision
She Was A Golden Kind Of Girl, Who Moved Like A Cat
Under All Of That Sophistication, She Was A Savage Little Wench
There Was Never A Good Explanation For The Naked Nun In The Bathtub
On The Other Hand, It Was Preferable To Getting Killed
He Was A Good Cop…and Excellently Priced
Mexican Jenny Meets The King Of San Diego
How Many Times Does 1 Go Into 2? 5…Twice With The Blonde, Three Times With The Redhead
Potawango Island
Part of me really wants to stat these creatures up for Toon or even D&D.
The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Crested Horny Moose Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Flower Headed Land Jellyfish Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Five Legged Blue Chickenduck Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Mole Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Firebreathing Monkfish Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Red Crested Pygmy Yak Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Carnivorous Fig Tree Of Potawango Island
The Rare And Beautiful Squishy Rhinoceros Of Potawango Island
Supporting Cast
These are mostly old subject line friends, but a few are new ones that we might see more of in 2009.
Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To The Disco
The Ten Blue Budgies Cook Mexican Food
Bucky & Squint Take A Ride On The CatBus
The Sad Ballad Of Junior Muskrat And The Mean Weasels
The Kitty Cats VS Gojira And Mothra
The Kitty Cats Brew Up Some Beer
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Get Abducted By Aliens
Mr. Porkwaffle Goes On A Road Trip
The Kitty Cats Go Out Dancing
The Duck Brothers, Frank And Hank, Are Not Amused By Reality TV
The Magic Forest Of The Cupcake Elves
Harry Potter and The Half Wit Prince
Mr. Porkwaffle Goes To A Luncheon
Junior Muskrat Wins A New Car
Bucky And Squint Dress Up Like Pirates
The All New Adventures Of Higgins The Honey Badger
The Cupcake Elves Want To Rule The World
The Ten Blue Budgies At The Earths Core
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Raise Hell
The Kitty Cats Fly a Helicopter
Dr. Silkmelon Goes On A Shopping Spree
Fun & Games
These are inspired by a childhood friends mother, who would, after we all did something fun and dangerous, would begin her lectures with “It’s all fun and games until…”
It’s All Fun And Games Until A Head Goes Up A Butt
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Their Eyeball Stepped On
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Eats Some Bad Cheese
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Sits On A Porcupine
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Cousin Turns Into A Weretiger And Goes On A Rampage
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Buggered By A Mutant Echidna
Animals
I like animals, altho some of them end up in the FOOD category this year.
Fat Electric Goldfish
The Monkey Who Won The Lottery
The Most Dangerous Baby Duck In The World
Zero Cool Polar Bears
Pirate Chipmunks Go Wild
Mighty Stork Adventures
Giant Baby Bunnies
Plastered Cats
Chipmunks In The Underwear Drawer
We Still Like Monkeys
Pencilfish On a Plate
Terrible Toads
Caring For Your New Pet Yak
The Natural History Of The Mousebird
Blue Goats
Jerboas With Guns
Fully Clothed Mole Rats
Dark Blue Spiders
The Dociverse Blog 
Thundering herds of pig faced orcs???
Back in the early days of Roleplaying Games, the first edition AD&D Monster Manual came out. The picture under the “Orc” description showed them as having faces like pigs. Many gamers hated that, including a fellow in my regular AD&D game.
One night during a game, they accidentally roused a group of Ogres near a large army of undetermined race. Right in the middle of fighting the Ogres, they saw that half the army was coming towards them at a run. The guy who hated pig faced Orcs asked if they could tell what race the army was. I replied that they could indeed…
“It’s a thundering herd of pig faced Orcs!”
He bitched and moaned for over an hour.