...all with a catchy beat The Doclopedia #3,149 Things You Should Not Do: Let The Dogs Out “People ask, “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Well, I'm here to tell you, it doesn't matter who did it, what matters is they're out! Fuckin' dogs out knocking over garbage cans, stealing cars for joyrides, holding up liquor … Continue reading More Songs About Lemons and Squid
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Finding Out The Soft Way
...way better than the other way The Doclopedia #3,148 Things You Should Not Do: Read The Book Of Secrets “Damn it, Cavendish, I don't care what eldritch horror might be about to manifest, we are not reading anything in that Book of Secrets. That thing is cursed sixteen ways from Sunday and iy sure as … Continue reading Finding Out The Soft Way
The Way Too Long, But Still Quite Spiffy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bacon Hat
......co-starring her second cousin, Yuri Wamplesquat The Doclopedia #3,147 Things You Should Not Do: Go To Kingville “Look, pardner, you can go ahead into Kingville if you want, but odds are good that you'll end up shot, in jail, or dead. Maybe all three. That town is full of killer outlaws and other damned owlhoots. … Continue reading The Way Too Long, But Still Quite Spiffy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bacon Hat
Fun With Things That Squish
...not eyeballs, Dorothy The Doclopedia #3,146 Things You Should Not Do: Piss Off Big Billy From a plaque located in Hill Giant canyon. It was on 15 Cloud, 1698, that Ivig Griteater stood on this very spot and told Big Billy, the Greater Hill Giant, to “fucking piss off, you ugly whorespawn”. Moments later, Ivig … Continue reading Fun With Things That Squish
A New Red Metal Baby Toy
...worse than the original The Doclopedia #3,145 Things You Should Not Do: Enter The Wrong Code Report from CopBot #D-227 Suspects identified as dangerous rebels reported to be seen at VarComm Labs at 02:15 this morning. Before SecCams were disabled, positive ID was made on “Jokeboy” Fipps, Delores “Slamdoll” Camarena, and “Tulsa Joe” Carson. ID … Continue reading A New Red Metal Baby Toy
This Goat Is For Sale
...because he's a mean bastard The Doclopedia #3,144 Things You Should Not Do: Trust The Blonde “I tell ya, Pete, that dame is poison. Rudy, Jack, Mel and I had a sweet thing going, hijackin' trucks and sellin' the goods down south. We were rakin' in the dough. Could barely keep up with demand. Then … Continue reading This Goat Is For Sale
My Little Brother Is A Level 20 Werewolf In My Video Game
...a new fake anime title The Doclopedia #3,143 Things You Should Not Do: Go Into The Statue Room “We are about to enter the Dungeon of 1,000 Deaths. There are some things you youngsters should know. First off, if water is coming out of a steel pipe anywhere, it's safe to drink. Any other sort … Continue reading My Little Brother Is A Level 20 Werewolf In My Video Game
Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
...which is haunted by the Scary Monsters of Scariness The Doclopedia #951 Things You Should Not Do: Tamper With The Laws Of Nature “But Herr Doctor, you must not attempt this experiment! If Man had been meant to live alongside the dinosaurs, they would not have died out! The fact that this is 1887 … Continue reading Adventure Module V-1: Journey To The Forgotten Temple Of Evilness
The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
...featuring her good friend, Selma Pookinwinkel The Doclopedia #950 Things You Should Not Do: Steal Vink Eggs Despite the fact that the eggs of a Vink are delicious, nutritious and large, you take your life in your hands every time you rob a Vink nest. The female Vink can weigh up to 1,800 pounds and … Continue reading The Wildly Improbable, Yet Still Down To Earth, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Yellow Elephant
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