More Songs About Lemons and Squid

…all with a catchy beat

The Doclopedia #3,149

Things You Should Not Do: Let The Dogs Out

“People ask, “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Well, I’m here to tell you, it doesn’t matter who did it, what matters is they’re out! Fuckin’ dogs out knocking over garbage cans, stealing cars for joyrides, holding up liquor stores, selling catnip to cats, and who knows what else. Then who do they call to catch those mutts? Us. Not owners, not the cops. No they call Muttbusters, which is why we’re all overworked and grumpy.”