...dogs will eat it more than twice. The Doclopedia #14 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Controls Just under the deadline, here is the final knife! Type of knife: Double Edged Dagger Magic level: Very High Intelligence: Genius The last blade that we'll look at is, in fact, the last enchanted knife … Continue reading Dog Rice Is Darned Nice
Month: August 2010
Flaming Watermelon Death
...from above! The 6.2 mile walk went pretty quickly, then I got home and turned into a thirsty & sweaty semi-invalid with a top speed of about .005 miles an hour. But now, I'm rested, refreshed & up to maybe .5 miles an hour:) It matters not, though, for my next set of errands shall … Continue reading Flaming Watermelon Death
Do Feed The Bears
...they prefer barbecued tourist with macaroni salad on the side As you college graduates have no doubt deduced, I'm trying another theme for this blog. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Might just go back to something monocolor and simple. In other news, I'm off on a 6.2 mile walk, then I'll be … Continue reading Do Feed The Bears
Spider & The California Kid Go To Washington
...Washington state, that is. On business, late at night. The Doclopedia #13 Our penultimate knife could put Bags of Holding out of business. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Steals Type of knife: Folding Pocket Knife Magic level: High Intelligence: High One night, many decades ago, a thief crept through the window … Continue reading Spider & The California Kid Go To Washington
Despite Appearences, There Is No Subject Line Available Today
...we expect a fresh shipment tomorrow The Doclopedia #12 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Weakens This knife wants a piece of you. Type of knife: Fancy Dress Dagger Magic level: High Intelligence: Low The High Wizard Bendrado Carvenza is one of the most beloved and respected men in all of Trevendi. … Continue reading Despite Appearences, There Is No Subject Line Available Today
The Rare And Beautiful Butterfly Winged Skunk Of Potawango Island
...their spray smells like fresh baked peach pie The Doclopedia #11 Our blade today is very protective. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Protects Type of knife: Large Bowie Type Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Average Another creation of Aloris and Haric Wendayle, this large knife (truename: Bilaindro) was designed to protect the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Butterfly Winged Skunk Of Potawango Island
Fried Gruntfish
...Yum Yum The Doclopedia #10 This is a beastly knife. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Transforms Type of knife: Primitive stone knife Magic level: High Intelligence: Low Almost nothing is known about this knife other than it is several millenia old and may have come from the Dendulaa Plains area of … Continue reading Fried Gruntfish
Please Don’t Walk On My Ceiling!
...I'm lookin' at you, Spidey I changed the look of the place here. What do ya think?
Radar Chickens From Outer Space
...but the G-Men will stop them Note: This post did not make it up on Thursday due to my late schedule and a wanky internet connection. Expect the Friday entry to go up later today. The Doclopedia #9 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Curses This knife is cooking up trouble. … Continue reading Radar Chickens From Outer Space
One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
...if Dr. Seuss rises from the dead and carries me to Hell, you'll know why. The Doclopedia #8 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Heals Our first knife does the opposite of what most knives do. Type of knife: Single edged dagger Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Low Of the seven knives … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
Mr. Porkwaffle Rides In An Aeroplane
...which, unfortunately, crashed into a zeppelin Mad Gaming/Writing Thoughts So, as if the daily 365 thing wasn't enough, I'm thinking of doing some short bit of writing on here ever so often...like, once or twice a week. I've got a few ideas, but here's the rub: Each entry would be no longer that 100 words. … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Rides In An Aeroplane
A Purple Worm, A Minotaur And A Xorn Walk Into A Bar
...and kill everyone in it before destroying the place The Doclopedia #7 We finish off the first week with a bit of toonishness. Islands of Adventure: Foogle Bird Island When it comes to the subject of Foogle Birds, everyone in the Tooniverse knows a few facts. 1: Every single Foogle Bird in the world is the … Continue reading A Purple Worm, A Minotaur And A Xorn Walk Into A Bar
I Fought The Law And The Law Kicked My Ass
...so later, I burned his house down The Doclopedia #6 Islands of Adventure: Sarvinia & Molkos The twin islands of Sarvinia and Molkos are located in the western portion of the Sea of Beasts, about 300 miles north of the Bodo Peninsula. Both islands are 48 miles long and 21 miles wide. They are separated … Continue reading I Fought The Law And The Law Kicked My Ass
Girls Gone Wilde
...I'm not sure if Oscar would be amused or confused The Doclopedia #5 Today, the newest island on Earth. Islands of Adventure: New Atlantis In the waning years of the 20th Century, humankind got several wake up calls telling them that global warming was coming and coming fast. A few mega hurricanes, a few years … Continue reading Girls Gone Wilde
My Other Dog Is A Hyenadon
...and he ain't laughing The Doclopedia #4 Life on this island is not what you might expect. Islands Of Adventure: Orc Island Roughly 200 years ago, shortly after the Purification Wars started winding down, thirty five thousand Orcs found themselves on the run from the great human empires of the west. Driven beyond the Mountains … Continue reading My Other Dog Is A Hyenadon
Big Pigs Dance Jigs
...and quite well, I'm told The Doclopedia #3 Islands Of Adventure: The Island Of Dr. Bogenbroom Of all the many villains that Doc Tempest has faced, Dr. Thaddeus Bogenbroom is one of the most deranged and dangerous. Long before the rest of the world ever dreamed of recombinant DNA research, he had discovered how to … Continue reading Big Pigs Dance Jigs
After All These Years, We Still Like Monkeys
...even the naughty monkeys The next 365 People, Places & Things will be up later today. I'm too damned tired to finish it just now.
The 11 Things You Should Know About Jackalopes
...#5: they are all left handed The Doclopedia #2 Islands Of Adventure: Isla de los Muertos On an alternate Earth, it is the late 19th Century. Europe is divided up between England, Germany and Spain. The United States stretches from the Arctic Circle to South America. China includes Korea, Japan & part of Russia. … Continue reading The 11 Things You Should Know About Jackalopes
Gerbil Wars
...squeak, squeak! The Doclopedia #1 Islands Of Adventure: Duck Island One hundred and seventy five years ago, a group of 500 members of the Church of the Living God climbed aboard four ships and set out for a new life in what their leaders told them was an island paradise free from sin and … Continue reading Gerbil Wars
Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
...she took him for several kinds of ride Well, I got my LJ mojo back, then didn't write anything for 5 days:) My request for Theme Week ideas for the upcoming Doclopedia got a few responses, roughly 2/3 of which were usable. You can, of course, make new suggestions any time. As to when this … Continue reading Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
The Creepy Eyed Children Are Watching You From The Trees
...with rusty knives in their hands Now What? So, I've got my writing mojo back, but what to do with it? I've got an idea or two. Here is the first one... Those of you who have stuck with reading this blog for the last several years (and by the way, thank you ever so … Continue reading The Creepy Eyed Children Are Watching You From The Trees
Boogie Like Your Butt Is On Fire
...unless, of course, your butt does catch fire DogCon 3: The Trip Home, The End We are home. Naps were taken, imaginary stuff was put away, Sharon left for home, The Girls napped some more, Flash is sleeping in his imaginary cat tree, Abby is imaginarily browsing on the shrubbery on the yard and Joe … Continue reading Boogie Like Your Butt Is On Fire
The Lady In The Car Was Loaded In Every Sense Of The Word
...and so was her gun DogCon 3, The Trip Home, Part 2 We are stopped for dinner (cooked on the bus) in Seligman, Arizona. By midnight, we should be in Barstow, where Joe says we have to stop for some sort of calibrations. We'll be there an hour, then we'll head for Bakersfield and then … Continue reading The Lady In The Car Was Loaded In Every Sense Of The Word
Junior Muskrat Goes To The Post Office
...to mail off a box of musk DogCon 3, The Trip Home This morning, we had a big breakfast at the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo, then continued our homeward trek. We did stop for a few minutes to admire The House Of Glass, which is made of many tons of broken glass that … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Goes To The Post Office
My Life In The Land Of Crazy Ladies
...many of whom I am related to DogCon 3: Epilogue For the third year in a row, I attempted suicide by pie at the "Post Con Cool Down Party". I think I came closer than ever this year. Grace, Sharon & the critters also overdosed on pie and are, even as I type this, fast … Continue reading My Life In The Land Of Crazy Ladies
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