...sorry, Beatles DogCon 9 Day Two: In which we do all manner of things that busloads of hippies do in the desert. So we woke up around 9 am this morning in Blythe, California, 1968. Blythe not exactly being a hotbed of hippie culture, there were some strange looks when the lot of us, … Continue reading Fool On The Drill
Month: July 2016
The Real Housewives Of Hobbiton
...they mostly cook and eat Our Dogcon report proceeds. Day One: In which we travel through 1954 California and see many Giant Oranges. At a few minutes before dawn this morning, we drove the bus over to Auburn Boulevard (about a mile from our house), popped back to 1954 (when it was also Highway 49) … Continue reading The Real Housewives Of Hobbiton
Jollyfish
...MUCH happier than Jellyfish It is that time of year again, folks... DogCon 9 Day Zero: In which I once again set things up for the actual con report. Greetings once again from the Magic Bus, currently parked in the driveway of the D&G Cross Home For Not At All Normal Basset Hounds. It is … Continue reading Jollyfish
Spanking The Monk
...WAY different than spanking the monkey The Doclopedia # 1,237 The Crazy Game: Variation #300 Number of players: 6 to 21 Uniforms: Necktie (bow ties are okay), human ladies undies Playing field: Any 3 average suburban front yards, without fancy landscaping. Minimum equipment: 33 old unmatched socks, 1 empty (but clean) soup can, 5 sticks … Continue reading Spanking The Monk
Wobbly Wombats
...wandering willy nilly Hot damn! Check it out, a new regular feature! Weekly New Worlds: Earth 5-A “Talking Jesus Earth” On Earth 5-A, one of the biggest and most bizarre differences is that Jesus Christ, or some entity claiming to be him, pops up frequently to talk to various individuals. The strange thing … Continue reading Wobbly Wombats
Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
...dastardly dills! The Doclopedia # 1,236 The Crazy Game: Variation #196 Number of players: 7 to 16 Uniforms: Berets, tie dye scarves, one black sock Playing field: 157 feet by 271 feet. Must be grass covered and must contain at least one small mound about 7 feet across and 18 inches high at the … Continue reading Masked Rocket G-Men! Episode 1: PICKLES OF DEATH!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
...they're all wet behind the ears The Doclopedia # 1,235 The Crazy Game: A Brief History This very brief history of the Crazy Game is based upon interviews with 157 individuals of 26 species from 5 continents. Much of the early game is known today solely because animals have a racial memory and, in … Continue reading REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTIS
Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
...mmm, moon juice The Doclopedia # 1,234 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Popping Yellow Watermelons From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: As I stated in my last post, we had two rather disastrous encounters with nature and the second one was with a plant. Specifically, it was with a fair … Continue reading Moon Juice And Star Biscuits
The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
...co-starring her good buddy Satina Spoodles The Doclopedia # 1,233 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Yellow Crested Horny Moose From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: On today's journey to the now not so distant mountains, we encountered two species, one animal and one vegetable, that while not dangerous, where quite … Continue reading The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
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