...and wry humor The Doclopedia #2,630 Legendary Snakes: Ophidius The super villain known as Ophidius is one of the most dangerous villains on SuperEarth 6. A genius criminal mastermind who has the ability to transform into any sort of snake he can imagine, he is also the leader of the Snake People of Dirox 4, … Continue reading Quick Opinions →

...he was an Army medic The Doclopedia #2,629 Legendary Snakes: The Dragon Eater On Fantasy Earth 455, there are many dragons. They range in size from 30 feet long to 90 feet long. They are all very smart, very powerful, and almost the apex predator on that planet. Almost. The snake known as the Dragon … Continue reading The Wizard Of Gauze →

...starring Steve Reeves The Doclopedia #2,628 Legendary Snakes: The Snake God Of Venus When the Royal Astronautical Society's 1885 mission to Venus landed on that hot, swampy planet, one of the first things the natives told them about was the Snake God. According to the natives, the Snake God was 300 feet long, always hungry, … Continue reading Hercules Against The Giants →

...two words: dog rice The Doclopedia #2,627 Legendary Snakes: Larry Larry is the biggest rattlesnake in the world, at 8 feet 10 inches long. He is also one of the oldest snakes in the world, at age 50. Finally, he is way smarter than any other reptile. In fact, he's probably as smart as your … Continue reading The Things I Do To Please These Dogs →

...co-starring her GM, Mickey Silva The Doclopedia #2,626 Legendary Snakes: The Golden Viper Sought after by treasure hunters and archaeologists for 150 years, the Golden Viper is an artifact of great value and mystery. Supposedly made in India somewhere around 1610, the piece shows a viper about 3 feet long draped over a human skull. … Continue reading The Crazy Nutty, Yet Very Stupid, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The D&D OGL →

...and they won The Doclopedia #2,625 Legendary Snakes: The Butt Snake It should come as no surprise that as reports of pet snakes escaping and coming up through toilets were published in newspapers and covered on other media, that an urban legend would arise. And it has. Although details vary widely from city to city, … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat →

...to look for Silvia The Doclopedia #2,624 Legendary Snakes: The Serpent Of Blywfydd The serpent in question is a local legend in the area around Blywfydd, Wales, and has been for nearly 500 years. 30 feet long, black as night, and possessed of three eyes, it was said to have roamed the area for a … Continue reading Derek Goes To Austin →