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Tag: Sasha
R.I.P. Sasha Jane Cross (2009-2022)
Our sweet old girl, Sasha, died today after a short bout with liver failure. Grace and I were with her as our vet helped her go. Sasha was with us longer than any of our other dogs, 10 years and 16 days. She was in really good health right up until about the last week … Continue reading R.I.P. Sasha Jane Cross (2009-2022)
The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.
...co-starring her arch-nemesis, Rather Red Rita . . Sasha Explains It All Thoughts On Motherhood As many of you may knows, a bit over a year ago, I decided to make a baby. No, that is not a euphemism for fucking, or even getting pregnant. First off, I hate cutesy euphemisms for anything, and second … Continue reading The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.
The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
...it was a sweet meeting . This blog is in part made possibly by my wonderful patrons on Patreon. If you would like to join them in helping me out, go to https://www.patreon.com/DocCross . Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries Hi, folks! In this edition, I'd like to talk about the many Sanctuary areas that … Continue reading The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies
The Final Goodbye
...and the end of an era . I did not plan for this to go up on Halloween, as it is neither spooky or funny, but this is how things work out. I've been meaning to write about this for years. . The Final Goodbye . Let me preface this by saying that I do … Continue reading The Final Goodbye
Oil Up Another Watermelon, Lester!
...don't ask Sasha Explains It All Everybody Can't Be Smart If there is one thing people ask me all the time, besides “How can you look so young and beautiful?”, it's “Which animals are Smart and why aren't ALL animals Smart?” Here's the answer to that question and we'll start right off with the #1 … Continue reading Oil Up Another Watermelon, Lester!
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...and how it grew The Doclopedia #1,375 When Harry Met...: Sasha Date: June 13th, 1943 Place: First floor girls lavatory, Hogwarts Tom Riddle walked into the girls lavatory about two minutes after he saw Myrtle Warren run in, sobbing like the blubbering mudblood cow she was. He had a confident smile on his face because … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish
...c0-starring her good buddy, Eddie Smulwich Sasha's Bad Day, Part 5 I crawl along the face of the cliff at a pretty good friendly neighborhood Spider-Man clip, which is easy when you have four tentacles and four short little basset hound legs. In no time, I'm a couple of miles away and I see … Continue reading The Only A Couple Of Days Late, But Still Pretty Darned Exciting, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Expired Jar Of Gefilte Fish
The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger
...co-starring her pet slug, Booger Sasha's Bad Day, Part 4 It only takes me a couple of minutes to find a nice little ledge to sit on while I consider my situation. I got tossed into this world when a plasma state circuit on our dimensional flux stabilizer shorted out. Bang, a trans-quantum tear opened, … Continue reading The Way Too Damned Late, But Still Touchingly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazy Blogger
Demon With A Glass Ham
...that doesn't seem right Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Sasha's Bad Day, Part 3 After about 15 minutes of thinking nice thoughts about working in my lab or garage back home, Otto, my symbiotic ottopus, wakes up enough so that my brain can link with his and I can use his four free tentacles … Continue reading Demon With A Glass Ham
Big Turtles
...like, house sized big Sorry for not posting anything sooner, but I've had distractions and been sick. Not a huge post today, but it is the first part of a story about my Mad Scientist dog, Sasha. I'm writing each part in exactly 5 minutes and will post a new piece every couple of days … Continue reading Big Turtles
The Terrible Oyster Gun
...WTF? Sasha Explains It All News Of My Death Will Be Greatly Exaggerated Death. It happens to all of us. Happens to ecosystems, both local and global. Happens to planets, stars, galaxies and some folks believe, the universe itself. You are gonna die. Everybody you know is gonna die. We are ALL going to … Continue reading The Terrible Oyster Gun
Jollyfish
...MUCH happier than Jellyfish It is that time of year again, folks... DogCon 9 Day Zero: In which I once again set things up for the actual con report. Greetings once again from the Magic Bus, currently parked in the driveway of the D&G Cross Home For Not At All Normal Basset Hounds. It is … Continue reading Jollyfish
The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast
...co-starring her Uncle Zeek Zebrahide Sasha Explains It AllAll The Time In The World I love time travel movies. I love time travel TV shows, novels, short stories, plays, heck, I love 'em all. In spite of the fact that almost none of them, especially movies and tv shows, get anywhere near how it really … Continue reading The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast
Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Selfie
...to put on her Facebook page Hey, look! It's a new entry for Life On The Magic Bus! Yay! Life On The Magic Bus WARNING! WARNING! Temporally Displaced Post! This Post Is From The FUTURE. Read At Your Own Risk! Doc Clay was racing along on inline hoverskates at about 25 miles an hour. The … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Selfie
Fig Soup
...hot or cold Sasha Explains It All MALES!!! What the hell is it with males? Does having a penis shut off half of the brain? I don't include testicles here, because when you're a dog, they are often missing on your male partners. But they all have a dick and half the time it's all … Continue reading Fig Soup
Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman
...although once the Scotsman saw the sheep, he calmed right down TWO blog posts in one day? Thank Sasha for this one. Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! For this entry, I thought that I might FINALLY get around to posting some answers to some of my voluminous reader mail, so here … Continue reading Chapter 305: In Which Our Hero Herds Sheep And Drinks Overly Sweet Wine While Eluding An Angry Scotsman
Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
... a painting by Lulu Cross The Doclopedia #1,188 Even More Technobabble!: Genetically Engineered Symbiotic Cephalopod If you are one of the countless sentient species who did not evolve opposable thumbs, fear not, help is on the way! Thanks to the genius of Low Dog Laboratories, now you can use tools and manipulate objects … Continue reading Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
...and for goodness sake, do NOT unleash him Sasha Explains It All You Are Not Alone, Or Even Unique One of the things that makes humans and a whole bunch of other races interesting and also kind of delusional is this whole idea of you each being totally unique. This belief is a cherished … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
My Life Among The Wild Writers
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers
Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
...and meets some goats Sasha Explains It All My Family: An Adventure In High Strangeness I know what you're thinking, folks. Everybody has a strange family, right? You've got that crazy aunt or that strange brother or the funny uncle or whomever. Every family has at least one strange member and many families have … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
The Dog With A Blog
...my girl, Sasha. Gentle Readers, For today, I turn the blog over to my basset hound, Sasha. This will be the first of her rants about various things. we both hope you enjoy it. Doc Sasha Explains It All The Word of Dog Right off the bat here, let's make it clear that Dog is … Continue reading The Dog With A Blog
Harry Potter And The Horny Hungarian Horntail
...NOT a book for kids Dog Con 7 Day 17, Con Day 4: In which critters strut their stuff, games are purchased, games get played, seminars are attended, Daisy has a birthday, critters strut their stuff and pie gets eaten. 8:00 pm We are all on the bus and getting ready to leave … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Horny Hungarian Horntail
My Other Dog Is A Mad Scientist
...and my other other dog is a geek and my other other other dog is a robot and my cat is too cool for school. The Doclopedia #1,108The Alphabet: R is for… Royal Robotic Guardians... ...are the official guards of New Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty Queen Victoria. Built by Professor Dahlia Lindell-Phipps, these nine foot tall robots … Continue reading My Other Dog Is A Mad Scientist
The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
...it goes back decades. Partly to restart my writing mojo and partly to update everyone who reads my annual DogCon/CatCon reports, here is what is going on at Casa Cross today. After being on the loose for several weeks, Flash and Lulu are home. The police and FBI dropped them off last night. Harsh warnings … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Hate The Yogurt Gnomes
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