The Billionaire Dog’s Journal

...it's printed on gold pages New Doclopedia theme! WOOHOO! The Doclopedia #1,422 Dangerous Dames: Lily Martin Name: Lily Martin Aliases: Lily Moran, Lily Magellan Age: 33 Hair: Black Eyes: Brown Height: 5'9” Weight: 140 lbs Last Known Address: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Crimes: Murder, Grand Theft Summary: Lily Martin was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia … Continue reading The Billionaire Dog’s Journal →

Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure

...hopefully, a long one The Doclopedia #1,421 Don't Touch That!: Hat Back off there, junior, while ya still gotta chance. That hat belongs to Big Jimmy Farren and it's gonna stay right where he left it until he gets outta Joliet. Same goes for that fine lookin' coat of his. Jimmy told us to … Continue reading Grandpa And Brownie’s Big Adventure →

Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs

...lit by burning twigs The Doclopedia #1,420 Don't Touch That!: Ring Hold it there, Waltonby. Let's not go touching things too quickly here. I'm certain this is the lost tomb of the mad pharaoh, Ahktenahmen. Legend has it that they mummified him alive and the last thing he said was a curse upon the world … Continue reading Big Pigs Dancing Jigs Around Their Rigs While Eating Figs →

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Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom

...for characters of level 2 to 3. The Doclopedia #1,418 Don't Touch That!: Girl I'm sorry, sir, but that girl is available only for very special customers. You see, she's cursed with both the ability to induce the most legendary orgasms in a man, but then drain their life force, killing them. Oh, no, … Continue reading Module L-2: The Creepy Village Of Ploom →

Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London

...the dog's name is Ramon THREE...YES, THREE...DOCLOPEDIA POSTS! I spoil you guys, I really do. The Doclopedia #1,415 Don't Touch That!: Sword Stay your hand there, Brandis. Unless I'm wrong, and I seldom am, that is Nightbreaker, the cursed sword of Lord Yorgon. Stand back and let me identify it properly. Oh yes, this … Continue reading Chapter 551: In Which Our Hero, Now Laden With Gold And Kitchenware, Takes His Dog To London →

This Is A Tale About A Story

...about a legend The Doclopedia #1,414 Capes & Cloaks: The Cloak Of Dracula And now, class, we end this semester with perhaps the most famous cloak of all, the cloak of Dracula. It doesn't look like much, does it? Basic black, high collar, long enough to drag on the floor if one is under … Continue reading This Is A Tale About A Story →

Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer

...old pianos get real mean The Doclopedia #1,413 Capes & Cloaks: The Cape Of Many Colors I ask you, students, have you ever seen a more beautiful cape? I think not. Yes, Mr. Kervox, the colors are very bright. No pastels or grays here. And look at how the colors shift and flow, but never … Continue reading Don’t Shoot Me, I’m Only The Piano Slayer →