...starting tonight at 11:59 The Doclopedia #1,146Magical Masks: The iMaskI must state at the outset that I am not convinced that this mask is actually magical. Oh yes, I know that Professors Higgenwacker and Bloomadrog consider it some form of exotic magic, possibly from the area of Hidden Vosh or maybe Upper Thurvessala, but having examined … Continue reading Flash & Lulu VS The Nazi Death Machine
Month: April 2014
New Recipe: Baked Apples, Or, If You Prefer, Baked PCs
...sorry, Linux users, but baked linux boxes just ain't funny The Doclopedia #1,145Magical Masks: Spider-Mask The origin of this mask is totally unknown, although it is rumored that the Sorcerer Supreme might have some insight into it, if one could ask him. Which one can't, so forget it, students.The mask in question is a simple cloth … Continue reading New Recipe: Baked Apples, Or, If You Prefer, Baked PCs
A Watched Plot Never Boils
...a lesson for writers, that The Doclopedia #1,144Magical Masks: The Mask Of FrankensteinFirst off, students, this mask has nothing to do with that unfortunate wretch Victor Frankenstein or his creation. It does, however have everything to do with his cousin, an equally mad wizard by the name of Karl Frankenstein.Wizard Frankenstein was obsessed with the thought … Continue reading A Watched Plot Never Boils
Sassy Wombats Ridiculed My Partridges
...it was terrible to hear The Doclopedia #1,143Bad Dogs: Yin YinAmong the affluent young capitalist of Shanghai, owning a purebred dog is a status symbol. Owning a unique purebred dog puts you at the top of the heap. The owners of Yin Yin have such a dog, since he is a pure white miniature long haired … Continue reading Sassy Wombats Ridiculed My Partridges
The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Potto Of Potawango Island
...they can imitate many birds The Doclopedia #1,142Bad Dogs: Lulu Louise CrossUntil the Summer of 2013, Lulu was a normal basset hound/coon hound mix living in Sacramento, California. Then she died from lymphoma, he basset hound sister transferred her intellect into an artificial brain and in the Fall of 2013, Lulu awoke with a partly organic, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Whistling Potto Of Potawango Island
Golden Weevils
...I have no idea where that came from The Doclopedia #1,139Road Signs: Steep GradeOn Smart Earth, where education is mandatory everywhere and most folks have 3-4 degrees, you'll often see this road sign as you drive the last mile to one of the more exclusive universities. It references the fact that if you have less that … Continue reading Golden Weevils
Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By A Hermit And A Small Pig, Infiltrates A French Castle
... he stole a pie, the baron's daughter and the Secret Plans The Doclopedia #1,137Road Signs: Scenic DriveIn the reality often referred to as “the Squishy Universe”, space can and does fold in on itself on the local level. This can make a drive of 500 miles take less than 10 minutes or make a trip … Continue reading Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By A Hermit And A Small Pig, Infiltrates A French Castle
The Mysterious Affair Of The Cat In Broad Daylight
...ok, so it wasn't so mysterious The Doclopedia #1,136Road Signs: Lodging AheadThis sign can be seen along the Old Forest Road in south eastern Valduria. Since this road is barely patrolled by the Royal Army and is often plagued by bandits, a traveler seeing this sign will feel great relief.About a mile past the sign, one … Continue reading The Mysterious Affair Of The Cat In Broad Daylight
London’s Crawling
...it just sort of "woke up" one day The Doclopedia #1,135 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: Kul Kuru “Listen, matey, 'cos I'm gonna tell ye about Kul Kuru, the great beast of the Torangiri Swamps. Them swamps must cover thousands of square miles, with plenty of rivers an' streams fer large ships an' small boats … Continue reading London’s Crawling
A Male Snail With A Pail Of Ale Was In Jail
...and thereby hangs our tale The Doclopedia #1,134 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: The Great Turtle Far out to sea, where the waters are deeper than deep, lives the Great Turtle, the largest “monster” on the planet. He (or is it she?) is a full mile long and almost that wide, with a sawtooth looking … Continue reading A Male Snail With A Pail Of Ale Was In Jail
The Cupcake Elves Fight Evil!
...with cream filled cupcakes The Doclopedia #1,133 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: Sea Tigers You might think that these creatures are just given their name because they are striped or have some other tiger-like quality, but you'd be wrong. They are real tigers that can swim quite well in the shallow waters of Sasora Bay. … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Fight Evil!
No Say Drugs Just To
...I am SOOOO stoned Yes, Gentle Readers, I'm starting another "500 Doclopedia Entries in 365 Days" death march. Tune in daily for new high strangeness. The Doclopedia #1,132 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: The Eye Beast Nobody knows where the Eye Beast came from, but it has been haunting the Circle Sea in the area … Continue reading No Say Drugs Just To
Doc Tempest: The Wall Of Voodoo
...from the May, 1999 issue The Doclopedia #1,131 Monsters Of The Circle Sea: Giant Sea Snakes If you were to sail 200 miles due south of Black Pig Island, you would find the low and swampy island cluster known as the Snake Islands. It is here that the Giant Sea Snakes come to mate, … Continue reading Doc Tempest: The Wall Of Voodoo
Extreme Ducks
...they are NOT your ordinary waterfowl The Doclopedia #1,129Strange Bandanas: The Tiger Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one...This bandana is cursed. When I put it on, I transform into a 7 foot tall man/tiger and go out seeking fresh meat to eat. My … Continue reading Extreme Ducks
My Life Among The Crazy People
...AKA my friends and familyThe Doclopedia #1,127Strange Bandanas: The Purple Paisley OneI own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one...Oh, the stories I could tell of my faithful purple paisley bandana! There was that time, in 1964 East Berlin, when I used it to escape the hot … Continue reading My Life Among The Crazy People
The Seriously Funny, But Also Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The League Of Extraordinary Game Designers
...co-starring her trained oyster, Merline The Doclopedia #1,124Creature Features: Comrade DraculaBack in 1966, a group of radical artists with Communist leanings decided to make a horror movie that glorified communism. Why they chose the horror genre is a mystery, but the result was “Comrade Dracula”, a film that was long on strange anti-capitalist rants and soft … Continue reading The Seriously Funny, But Also Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The League Of Extraordinary Game Designers
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