...he really loved sniffing it The Doclopedia #2,340 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Greenhouse Not a huge greenhouse, this one still measures 60 feet long by 20 feet wide and 10 feet high. It gets plenty of sun for about 10 hours a day. The south facing wall has raised beds full of vegetables and berry … Continue reading Albert The Cheese Sniffing Monkey
Month: April 2022
The 150 Foot Long Slip N Slide Of Doom
...the end of the slide was the worst partNEWS: I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,339 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Suburban KitchenHere we have a typical suburban kitchen of whatever era you are in. Lots of shelf space, big sink, nice counter tops, … Continue reading The 150 Foot Long Slip N Slide Of Doom
The Five Blue Budgies Meet Frankenstein
...monster comedy gold The Doclopedia #2,338 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Rich Man's StudyThis is the sort of rich man's study one may have seen in the early 20th Century. Lots of dark wood, richly appointed and furnished, book shelves on the walls, fine Persian carpets, and a large mahogany desk. On that desk will be … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Meet Frankenstein
Red & Green Star Wolves
...sounds exciting and colorful The Doclopedia #2,337 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Goat Milking Room This farm has a dozen or so fine milk goats. The farmer sells milk and goat cheese at the local farmer's market every week. It's a good moneymaker.The shed itself is about the size of a two car garage and has … Continue reading Red & Green Star Wolves
Stay Tuned For…Adventure!
...and advertising The Doclopedia #2,336 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Teenage Boy's Bedroom A typical teenage boy's bedroom. There will be posters and pictures on the walls, possibly sports oriented, but maybe all geek interest stuff. Perhaps a pinup pic or two.The room is also typical by being messy, full of stuff, and possibly not smelling … Continue reading Stay Tuned For…Adventure!
The Affair Of The Giggling Pig
...a most satisfying mystery The Doclopedia #2,334 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Storeroom At A Bar When you take a quick glance in this room, it looks like pretty much every other storeroom in every other drinking place in the world. There are cases of booze, kegs of beer, a mop bucket or two with mops, … Continue reading The Affair Of The Giggling Pig
The Fudge Gnomes Throw A Party
...it was packed The Doclopedia #2,333 Strange Bandanas: The Bollywood One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I really can't tell the story of how I got this bandana, back in 1977, because the favor I did to get it was big and needs … Continue reading The Fudge Gnomes Throw A Party
Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
...REALLY sure? The Doclopedia #2,332 Strange Bandanas: The Tiny Cats One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a cute light orange bandana with variously posed tiny cats on it. It was a gift from my late dog, Lucy, just a week before … Continue reading Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
Skwizzkawizz!
...in stores everywhere The Doclopedia #2,331 Strange Bandanas: The Leopard Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… You might think that this bandana would grant me leopard powers, and you'd be right, sort of.What this bandana lets me do is climb up a … Continue reading Skwizzkawizz!
Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
...the best of the best The Doclopedia #2,330 Strange Bandanas: The Light Brown One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…This is a light brown traditional bandana. I've had it for 40 years. The strange, but useful thing about it is that it deadens my … Continue reading Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
...they can grab things with them The Doclopedia #2,329 Strange Bandanas: The Blue & Purple Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is actually pretty damned annoying, because when I wear it, which I seldom do, I keep getting mistaken … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
...they were always stoned The Doclopedia #2,328 Strange Bandanas: The Black Pirate One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Of the 7 or 8 pirate themed bandanas I own, this one is my favorite. Why? Because while wearing it, I can drink the hell … Continue reading Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
...fuck those creepy clowns The Doclopedia #2,327 Strange Bandanas: The White & Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is white with streaks of bright yellow. It's quite eyecatching.It also contains the spirit of Eleonora Rial, a 22 year old Mexican … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
Secrets Of The Slide Room
...sorry, no naughty ones The Doclopedia #2,326 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Post Apocalypse Game You avoided the zombies, robots, diseased bikers, mutant geese, and aliens. Now you're back in your safe underground bunker with a big sack full of the following:3 cans of “Doggie Delight” dog food, beef stew flavor A rusted rakeTen 16 … Continue reading Secrets Of The Slide Room
Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
...very sassy The Doclopedia #2,325 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Time Travel Game Holy shit! This mission saw you going to 8 countries in 12 different centuries, just to find out that Dr. Senakawa was holed up drunk in a whorehouse in 1960 Osaka. But you did bring home this interesting stuff:A collection of clothing … Continue reading Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
...so damned lazy The Doclopedia #2,324 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Cartoon Game Well, you never did catch that Foogle Bird in the haunted house, but you had lots of fun! You also managed to swipe a bunch of stuff from those maroons that were running around. Now your Back Pocket bulges with:A big jar … Continue reading The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
Batman Is My Co-Pilot
...okay, he's actually the pilotThe Doclopedia #2,323 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pirate Game Well, mate, those Spanish dogs put up a proper fight, but in the end, the ones that didn't die are tied up in their own ship's hold. It'll take a fair few hours to go through all the loot, but so … Continue reading Batman Is My Co-Pilot
Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
...no, wait The Doclopedia #2,322 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Steampunk Game As you narrowly escape from the gigantic land battleship of Count DeVilliers, you and your companions are now in possession of several interesting things. Among them are:The schematics for that enormous war machine A copy of the codebook that DeVilliers agents useSome of … Continue reading Take A Little Tit Off The Bop