…they can grab things with them
The Doclopedia #2,329
Strange Bandanas: The Blue & Purple Tie Dyed One
I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…
This bandana is actually pretty damned annoying, because when I wear it, which I seldom do, I keep getting mistaken for some guy named Burt Ogilvy.
It doesn’t matter where I am, somebody will see me and swear I’m him. Worse yet, 9 times out of 10, they are pissed off at Burt. Twice, I’ve nearly been shot by angry women!
Fortunately, if I take off the bandana, they think Burt escaped somehow. I have no idea who Burt Ogilvy is, or what the hell he’s done to piss off so many people, but if I ever meet that son of a bitch, I’ll kick his ass.
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