...Holy shit, it's almost over! . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? Plans! These are about four dozen sheets of paper with illustrations, measurements and instructions that apparently let you build some sort of steam powered giant mecha. It looks like it is 90 feet tall and has at least two cannons mounted … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About The End Of This Fucking Year!
Month: December 2020
Are You Who I Think She Is?
...so confused right now . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 2: Across America At Random Rules rule The trip is discussed 8/9/2014 In the past slightly more than 15.5 weeks, there had been changes and refinements to the “Great Random Con Trip”, as it was now being called. That's the sort of … Continue reading Are You Who I Think She Is?
Gorn In The USA
...the Trekkies are cracking up right now . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Strike Several Blows For Womankind Bearsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As I write this, it is nearing sundown on our second day in the city and I, for one, am ready … Continue reading Gorn In The USA
Pink Widgets
... and wink pidgets . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,270 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Sarah On Earth 10-K, the year is 2010. The United States and Russia have pretty much divided up rule of the planet between them. They rule with different flavors of the same iron fist. Sarah Poole is a … Continue reading Pink Widgets
Me And 300 Drunken Elves
...and a raccoon high on edibles . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,268 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Quinn A native of Earth 2-D, Quinn Ridgely is a 5th year student at Hobarts School for Young Ladies & Gentlemen, which convened this year in Taos, New Mexico, Republic of Texas. She is a good … Continue reading Me And 300 Drunken Elves
The Curious Adventure Of The Jolly Old Elf
...as written by John H. Watson, MD . What's In The Box? A Box Of Money! Yes, the box is full of money. Nice crisp new bills. Sadly, all of it is from Earth 3-A, where history ran quite differently. These bills have pictures of past American presidents like Edwina Cutler, James Washington and Hector … Continue reading The Curious Adventure Of The Jolly Old Elf
Now Available In Neon Colors!
...for a limited time only . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 1: Across America At Random Doc makes a caseGrace surprises 4/10/2014 4:45 pm Doc Clay was reading his email when he suddenly let out a loud “Hot Damn! Yes!” Grace, Lucy, Sasha, and Flash all looked up from their own reading … Continue reading Now Available In Neon Colors!
Not In This Issue: Cats, Hats, or Cricket Bats
...or spats, for that matter . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary The Kingdom Of Weskolia Dogsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, As predicted, we arrived on the small hill that overlooks the city of Weskol just about midnight. The city gates were shut and locked, as we could tell from … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cats, Hats, or Cricket Bats
Keep On Rockin’ In The Tree World
...there's a thousand points of bark . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,266 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Olara On Earth 87-E, Olara Witz is a goddess. The Goddess of Nature, to be exact. She never wanted to be a goddess of nature, or anything else for that matter, but when the outgoing goddess … Continue reading Keep On Rockin’ In The Tree World
Frogs In The Time Stream
...they are, have been, and will be . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,264 The Alphabet, Name Edition: Malina Malina Greskora, AKA The Red Witch, was an evil witch on Fantasy Earth 834. Actually, she may still be, since her body was never found. The middle child of three sisters, Malina was never as … Continue reading Frogs In The Time Stream
The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
...crazier than normal . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Boogie Man Of Broadway Oh, for Christ's sake! Now we've got some psycho killing actors and directors on Broadway in New York. So far, he's done in 2 directors and 3 actors, all of them big names. He's … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
Lewd Turtles Antagonized My Toad
...he was distraught for days . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 332 Glass Street: Royal Garden Royal Garden is a fairly middle of the road Chinese restaurant, one of three in town. Hong's down on Cedar Street is better and Happy Dragon over in the Riverside area is a bit worse. … Continue reading Lewd Turtles Antagonized My Toad
Purple Water Pigs
...the pigs are purple, not the water . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Across The Sea Of Grass Ottersday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, You would think walking across a vast sea of grass like this would be boring, but it isn't. Here we are, a … Continue reading Purple Water Pigs
The 21 Steps To Becoming A Great Dungeon Master
...step 1: send me $500 for the other 20 steps . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,262 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Kleeklee Kleeklee Eeekeeneekaa is a native of Venus in the Earth 221-X universe. In that reality, Venus is a very warm water world, with 95% of the planet covered in ocean. What … Continue reading The 21 Steps To Becoming A Great Dungeon Master
Set Phasers To “Arouse”
...the Klingons hate that . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,260 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Ivy . 16 year old Ivy Ellerson, of Red Deer, Alberta, Canada, has been 16 for a while. Like, three years. She was 13,14 &15 for 2 years each and may well be 17 for as long as … Continue reading Set Phasers To “Arouse”
Zesty Pickles
...zesty and exciting . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Something Big In The Bayou Sunday morning a week ago, three known poachers stumbled out of the swamp near Dulac, Louisiana. A deputy sheriff damn near ran them over. The three of them were beat all to hell … Continue reading Zesty Pickles
Crazy Blonde In A ’48 Ford
...accent on crazy . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 326 Glass Street: Sal's Tavern Sal's Tavern is exactly the sort of place you think of when you hear the name. It's small, not really well lit, smells of stale beer and old cigar smoke from before the Tobacco Prohibition Amendment, it's … Continue reading Crazy Blonde In A ’48 Ford
Tonight’s Episode: Poisoned Love
...starring Frank Ruger and Sylvia Corn . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Return To Daylight...And Birds Catsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We woke up this morning to two wonderful things. First was the smell of freshly brewed Theskian tea. We have not had it … Continue reading Tonight’s Episode: Poisoned Love
Handsome Joe Gets A New Bed
...it's just right for a puppy. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,258 The Alphabet, Name Edition: Gail Gail Briggs is an up and coming reporter with WPOG in Mountain City, Michigan on Earth 2-T. She has a nightly viewership of around 100,000 people in a 110 mile wide area. She covers all sorts … Continue reading Handsome Joe Gets A New Bed
The Strange Thing Collector’s Magazine
...in this issue: antique ice trays and glass eyes . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,256 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Eve Eve is a 2 year old female black & white Mini-Lop rabbit. She lives in Boulder, Colorado with her mate, Adam and their 5 person human family, the Groves. Eve and Adam … Continue reading The Strange Thing Collector’s Magazine
The Wayward Steer Adventure
...steers can be so stupid . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Black Eyed Girl Rumors and even videos of Black Eyed Children are common. They seem to be either aliens or demons. However, reports of Black Eyed Adults are very rare. To date, there have been three.But … Continue reading The Wayward Steer Adventure
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Can’t Find Your Underwear And Your Left Shoe
...and her parent's will be home soon . Become a Patron! . My Town, By Cora Hayes 328 Glass Street: The Donerton Building The Donerton Building was built in 1871 and was the tallest building in town. Five stories tall and made of granite, it was the pride of the city. Then the mine closed, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Can’t Find Your Underwear And Your Left Shoe
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Singing To Dogs
...and cats, if they'll listen . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Make A Hasty Exit Wolfsday 2, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Our time in the side tunnel, with most of us in the Bag of Huge Capacity, lasted for nearly 5 hours. Those Zargoblins do … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Singing To Dogs