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The Doclopedia #2,266
The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Olara
On Earth 87-E, Olara Witz is a goddess. The Goddess of Nature, to be exact. She never wanted to be a goddess of nature, or anything else for that matter, but when the outgoing goddess tell you that you’ve been chosen, there you are.
It’s not like the job is terrible are anything. You get to deal with problems in the natural world, talk to animals & plants, and walk around in any sort of weather wearing just a filmy gown. You also get a pretty hot body, in a sort of hippie/nature girl sort of way.
The downside is that your schedule is pretty busy and requires lots of traveling. That puts a damper on everything from family gatherings to hanging out with friends to having any sort of a romantic life. Oh, the other gods & goddesses are all great looking and mostly single, but they’re just as busy as you are. Basically, you just have to shoehorn in a normal life where you can.
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The Doclopedia #2,267
The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Pam
Pam is a vacuum cleaner on ToonEarth 1-K. She has arms, a head, and can talk. In fact, getting her to stop talking is the trick. Pam is a chatterbox and loves gossip.
Pam works freelance cleaning homes and businesses. Her partners are Winnie the Mop, Dustina the Duster, and Scrubbin’ Sally the Scrub Brush. They do a great job as long nobody interferes.
Sadly, they are often interfered with by Dirty Duffy and his Mess Mob. When this happens, cartoon mayhem ensues. In the end, Dirty Duffy is sent packing, often via a large explosion. After that, Pam and her crew move at hyperspeed to repair and clean the area.
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