...I have a jungle Well, it's 1:00 AM, so it's my birthday. #56, to be exact. I'll celebrate on Saturday, after work, with cake, ice cream & Guinness. Yum!
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Chapter 102: In Which Our Hero Runs Afoul Of The Law, Trains A Duck To Waltz And Finally Beds Lucy
...it was a very clever duck What I did on my birthday well, for starters, I got up at 6 AM in the morning in order to be ready for my 8 AM appointment with my Orthopedist. He had some X rays taken of my fucked up right wrist and determined that... A: When I … Continue reading Chapter 102: In Which Our Hero Runs Afoul Of The Law, Trains A Duck To Waltz And Finally Beds Lucy
Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier
...and I reckon I do all of the above as I age Birthday Update Went to the Indian buffet for lunch. Good food and I partook of it robustly. May explode soon. Gifted myself with a couple of used CD's (Tom Waits Closing Time and The Ramones Ramonesmania)from Dimple Records. Wrassled with the girls and … Continue reading Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier
Not Quite Your Usual Suburban Mom
...what with that flogger and those red come fuck me shoes Birthday Weekend Update I'm about 3.5 pints into me Guinness just now. Decided not to have cake, but bought lots of ice cream. Today was Game Day and I made two kinds of killer salsa and some fuckin' ay great guacamole. Watched episode 2 … Continue reading Not Quite Your Usual Suburban Mom
It Was Never About The Cheap Thrills, It Was About Moderately Priced Thrills
...and the odd Luxury Thrill So, today I'm 52 years old. Odd as this may seem to my younger friends, this is no big deal. See, after you hit 50, only the odometer rollover birthdays are important...and even then, just because they are milestones. So, in 8 years when I hit 60, I'll be excited. … Continue reading It Was Never About The Cheap Thrills, It Was About Moderately Priced Thrills
You Damn Kids!
Well, I seem to have turned 51 years old today. How the hell did that happen? I demand a recount! Mumble...gripe...bitch...whine...