...okay, it's me, I'm the charity. The Doclopedia #2,460 Quick Creatures For Your Game: Damsel/Gentleman In Distress Note: No stats given. You're a Game Master, you can figure them out. This mischievous, yet not dangerous, fae creature appears as whatever sex will most appeal to most of a group. They look tired, scared, hungry, and … Continue reading Please Give Generously To Our Charity
Tag: Quick Creatures For Your Game
Not In This Issue: Frogs, Blogs, Logs, Smogs, Or Dogs
...but we do have pieces on bogs and grogs The Doclopedia #2,459 Quick Creatures For Your Game: Junk Drawer Creature Note: No stats given. You're a Game Master, you can figure them out. This is a non-corporeal creature that can enter a home's junk drawer and use everything in it to form a body. The … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Frogs, Blogs, Logs, Smogs, Or Dogs
Chickens With Guns
...very small guns The Doclopedia #2,458 Quick Creatures For Your Game: Butt Vines Note: No stats given. You're a Game Master, you can figure them out. These are sentient vines that attack you by grabbing you, then trying to crawl up your ass to implant you with their seeds. Thorns optional.That's it, not much more … Continue reading Chickens With Guns
The Adventure Of The Lewd Tattoo
...as reported by John H. Watson, MD The Doclopedia #2,457 Quick Creatures For Your Game: Those Damned Hippies! Note: No stats given. You're a Game Master, you can figure them out. Pretty self explanatory here. They are hippies damned by God, but rapidly accepted by Satan and given appropriate demonic powers. They can make love … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Lewd Tattoo
Handsome Joe And His Friend, Sammy Squirrel
...those two lovable scamps. The Doclopedia #2,456 Quick Creatures For Your Game: Mutant Cattle Note: No stats given. You're a Game Master, you can figure them out. Created either by nuclear testing or genetic tinkering (your choice) these bovines can be of any breed, and can number from 1 to 100. They will not look … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Friend, Sammy Squirrel
We Put The Sin In Singing
...hey, I was writing late, okay? The Doclopedia #2,455 Quick Creatures For Your Game: The Flamecat Note: No stats given. You're a Game Master, you can figure them out. These creatures look like ordinary cats, except for their very orange eyes. They will encounter a person and adopt them as their bestest friend. They will … Continue reading We Put The Sin In Singing
Fish Beds, Fish Beds! Holy Moley, Fish Beds!
...I may have misheard those lyrics The Doclopedia #2,454 Quick Creatures For Your Game: Ambulatory PitNote: No stats given. You're a Game Master, you can figure them out. The floor looks solid, your pole taps it solid, then you step on it and, AIEEE, you're falling into a wet, soft, and slimy hole several feet … Continue reading Fish Beds, Fish Beds! Holy Moley, Fish Beds!