Chickens With Guns

…very small guns

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Quick Creatures For Your Game: Butt Vines

Note: No stats given. You’re a Game Master, you can figure them out.

These are sentient vines that attack you by grabbing you, then trying to crawl up your ass to implant you with their seeds. Thorns optional.

That’s it, not much more to say.