...we won't mention names The Doclopedia #3,405 Ducks Of Distinction: Ling Ling Name: Ling Ling Age: At least 150 years old Profession: Evil Sorceress Stats: Strength -1 Health: +1 Intelligence: +3 Dexterity: +1 Agility: -2 Perception: +1 Life Points: 60 Magic Points: 150 Ling Ling came from the Southern Lands after being exiled by the … Continue reading Outrageous Tales About Naughty Dogs
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Chili On Biscuits
...the biscuits burst into flame The Doclopedia #3,404 Ducks Of Distinction: Emily McDuck Name: Emily Jean McDuck Age: 33 Profession: Writer Known to the world by her pen name, E. M. McDuck, Emily is the #1 author of mystery novels. From her stylish penthouse apartment in San Francisco, she chronicles the adventures of Inspector Rufus … Continue reading Chili On Biscuits
Muggy Winks Gets Chased By A Bear
...a big bear The Doclopedia #3,403 Ducks Of Distinction: Helpful Henry Name: Henry Paddles Age: 40 Profession: Handyduck Good old Henry is beloved by everyone in his hometown of Quacklin Corners. Henry does great work as a handyduck, but he never fails to lend a hand if somebody needs help. Just last week, help Myron … Continue reading Muggy Winks Gets Chased By A Bear
Don’t Sin Like That!
...we have a much more fun sin list The Doclopedia #3,402 Ducks Of Distinction: WonderDuck Name: Quack Kent/WonderDuck Age: 30 Profession: Reporter/Superhero When criminals cause trouble, when monsters attack, when aliens invade, who comes to the rescue? WonderDuck! Faster than a speeding jet! Able to lift tall buildings! Invulnerable to almost any attack! WonderDuck is … Continue reading Don’t Sin Like That!
Those Damned Crazy Kitty Cats!
...always up to something The Doclopedia #3,401 Ducks Of Distinction: Pappy & Doris Names: Pappy & Doris Foyle Ages: 5 years old Professions: Pets When Pete and Lacey Foyle found a mother duck recently slain by some predator, they also found a nest with two unbroken, but still slightly warm,eggs in it. Being kindhearted, they … Continue reading Those Damned Crazy Kitty Cats!
The Lazy, But Not Crazy, Though Maybe A Bit Hazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The New Year’s Eve Party
...co-starring her boyfriend, Very Green Gary The Doclopedia #3,400 Ducks Of Distinction: Lucille Anatra Name: Lucille Gina Anatra Age: 35 Profession: Actress World famous and award winning, Lucille is a household name. Her movies, be they comedy or drama, play to packed houses and make big bucks for her studio. They win Academy awards, too. … Continue reading The Lazy, But Not Crazy, Though Maybe A Bit Hazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The New Year’s Eve Party
Your Guide To Turnips
...everything you need to know The Doclopedia #3,399 Ducks Of Distinction: Eddie Mallard Name: Edward Malcom Mallard Age: 40 Profession: Private Eye Eddie is one of the good guys. If he gets one good paying case from some wealthy quack, he'll take 2 or 3 cases from ordinary Joes and Janes at half his normal … Continue reading Your Guide To Turnips