…damn pointy eared thieves
The Doclopedia #3,564
To Make A Short Story Long: Why I Was Speeding
(A tip of the old bandana to Riki Bruner for suggesting this theme.)
Short Version
I really had to pee.
Long Version
Yes, officer, I know. I’m sorry. I know I was speeding but I had to get home because there was an emergency and so I just kept going and I really wasn’t running away from you and I’m so sorry you had to have my husband open the door to the house for you. It’s lucky he works from home, you know? I just…Oh, what was the emergency? Umm…well…you see…do you have a wife my age? Yes, well, you know how sometimes we…okay, okay…I really, really had to pee. I should have just stopped for you and peed on the other side of the car while you wrote the ticket.
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