...not to be confused with a karma chameleon Well, aside from a 2 hour session of Attempted Suicide By Landscaping, today was a pretty mellow day for me. Got up, ate, yadda yadda yadda. Worked on some turns for the Kingdom Building Game...did a bit of reading...listened to some reggae. Then, about 2:00, I decided … Continue reading The Anoles Of History
Month: October 2005
The Five Blue Budgies Drop Acid
...windowpane, to be exact Aah, my friends, there are dark times ahead for your old Uncle Doc. Well, actually, there are dark times ahead for much of the northern hemisphere, because fall is here and winter is fast on it's heels. Outside right now it is rainy and cloudy and cold. I hate winter and … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Drop Acid
Rattlesnake Alarm Clock
...no snooze button on that sucker! Back when I still gave a fuck about politics, my friends used to (depending upon their own political stance) label me as either a liberal or a conservative. You, Dear Reader, can make your own decisions based on what follows. I'm very Pro-Choice I'm very in favor of the … Continue reading Rattlesnake Alarm Clock
Mrs. Wangdoodle Plans A Jewel Heist
...with help from her budgie, Bertram Just got back from seeing "Wallace & Grommit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit" and I must say it was great fun. Not as funny as "The Wrong Trousers". but quite funny and well worth the price of a ticket. Next movie trip for Grace and I: "The Legend … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Plans A Jewel Heist
Doc Tempest And The Ghost Of Merlin
...title of the March 1941 issue Well, I finished "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" last night. My my, the shit certainly hit the fan near the end of that one, dinnit? And pity all the poor writers of romantic H.P. fanfic:) No wonder they all nutted up when the book came out. Personally, … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Ghost Of Merlin
Every Time I Smell Her Hair, The World Goes Away
...and that's a good thing Doc Update #69 Quick update, as I'm trying to speed thru "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" so My Sweet Little Chile Relleno Of Love can read it. Had a good, tho not nearly productive enough weekend. We were foiled in our attempt to see the Wallace & Grommit … Continue reading Every Time I Smell Her Hair, The World Goes Away
Walking Out Of The Sun
...and walking into the night Uncle Doc's Day Well, so far Grace and I got shoes for my humongous feet...ate french ground steakburgers, french fries, onion rings and a banana milkshake at Nationwide Freezer Meats (the BEST damned hamburgers in the whole Sacramento area)...got a free pie at Baker's Square (which I can only have … Continue reading Walking Out Of The Sun
Walking Out Of The Sun
...and walking into the night Uncle Doc's Day Well, so far Grace and I got shoes for my humongous feet...ate french ground steakburgers, french fries, onion rings and a banana milkshake at Nationwide Freezer Meats (the BEST damned hamburgers in the whole Sacramento area)...got a free pie at Baker's Square (which I can only have … Continue reading Walking Out Of The Sun
Chocolate Covered Orgasm Cookies
...so good, they might kill you. Doc Update #1,000,000,000,003 Grace found me a place that might be able to special order walking shoes in my extra-wideass size, so I'll be going in tomorrow to check them out. Naturally, the crime of having big feet will cost me extra...like maybe $100.00 for a fuckin' pair of … Continue reading Chocolate Covered Orgasm Cookies
I Call Her “Tuffy”, Cos She’s So Rough And Tough
...NOT! Well, my little woodland pals, unless Uncle Doc & Aunt Grace win the lottery or strike gold while digging in the garden, we will definitely NOT be going to GenCon SoCal. This sucks, but there ya are. In lieu of going to the con, I expect that we'll do a few other fun things … Continue reading I Call Her “Tuffy”, Cos She’s So Rough And Tough
Sleeping Outside In Coyoteville
...and it was actually quite fun. Right now I'm cursing the Fates, the Gods, Lady Luck and anything else I can think of. Ya see, despite getting a nice check for my recent Pro Writing Job, it would appear that going to GenCon SoCal may not be the sure thing I thought it was a … Continue reading Sleeping Outside In Coyoteville
Never Bitchslap A Sasquatch
...unless you are one badass mofo Iron Chef Aslin Way Yesterday, Grace asked me what she should buy for dinner tonight. I said "Let's do an Iron Chef night. You buy some mystery ingredients and I'll use all my culinary skills to win the people's acclaim forever." And thus, a new tradition was born here … Continue reading Never Bitchslap A Sasquatch
Don’t Make Love On The Beach
...sand gets EVERYWHERE and you might get shit on by a seagull This just in: Second D&D movie sucks way less than the first! I was pleasantly surprised by the new D&D flick on the Sci Fi Channel. Even tho it was a lower budget looking film, it actually captured the spirit of an old … Continue reading Don’t Make Love On The Beach
The Dancing Mice Destroy Tokyo
...those are some BIG fuckin' mice! Ok, kiddies, let's review Uncle Doc's day so far. Several errands to run and many chores to do. Done, altho My Sweet Little Bacon Cheeseburger Of Cuteness did about half of them. Must start working on the retaining wall for my hillside garden Well, I bought the cement and … Continue reading The Dancing Mice Destroy Tokyo
The Dancing Mice Destroy Tokyo
...those are some BIG fuckin' mice! Ok, kiddies, let's review Uncle Doc's day so far. Several errands to run and many chores to do. Done, altho My Sweet Little Bacon Cheeseburger Of Cuteness did about half of them. Must start working on the retaining wall for my hillside garden Well, I bought the cement and … Continue reading The Dancing Mice Destroy Tokyo
Doc Tempest And The Creeping Horror
...title of the January 1999 issue Just woke up (well, about 80% awake) a few minutes ago. Grace is still sleeping. Several errands to run and many chores to do. Must start working on the retaining wall for my hillside garden. 5 mile walk this afternoon. Masochistic viewing of the second Dungeons & Dragons movie … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Creeping Horror
Lick The Doomsday Popsicle
...you may not get another chance I would have chosen green, but what the hell! Your Hair Should Be Blue Wild, brilliant, and out of control. You're a risk taker with an eye to the future.What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color? And just so ya know, Grace would kill me if I dyed my hair … Continue reading Lick The Doomsday Popsicle
The Kitty Cats Hijack An Armored Car
...using a zeppelin! So far, this week has been a bit blah and ordinary (and I'm talking normal human ordinary, not Doc ordinary), so I haven't really had anything to blog about. However, recent viewing of the telly has me wanting to rant a bit. By the way, just for the record, I think Jack … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Hijack An Armored Car
I’ll Drive, You Shoot …And Let’s Not Get Each Other Killed
...another blast from the past My Sweet Little Sea Bass In Coconut Milk With Jasmine Rice Of Love and I went to see "Corpse Bride" today. Not a bad flick, but it seemed a bit thin and could have been a few minutes longer. On the other hand, the trailers for "Harry Potter and the … Continue reading I’ll Drive, You Shoot …And Let’s Not Get Each Other Killed
I’ll Drive, You Shoot …And Let’s Not Get Each Other Killed
...another blast from the past My Sweet Little Sea Bass In Coconut Milk With Jasmine Rice Of Love and I went to see "Corpse Bride" today. Not a bad flick, but it seemed a bit thin and could have been a few minutes longer. On the other hand, the trailers for "Harry Potter and the … Continue reading I’ll Drive, You Shoot …And Let’s Not Get Each Other Killed
Walking Along The Edge Of Time
...which edge? That would be telling:) More Meme Madness Cadged from agrumer 1.Name someone with the same birthday as you: Tom Selleck, Oprah Winfrey (same exact birthdate), w.C. Fields 2.Where was your first kiss? First innocent kiss? Can't recall. Second grade? First passionate french kiss? Valentines Day, 1967, Loma Rica, California, in the hayloft of … Continue reading Walking Along The Edge Of Time
King Of The Creature Features
...every Saturday night Doc Rates The New TV Season Ok gang, here are my thoughts on the new televisions shows that Grace and I have been watching. Threshold still has the most interesting characters of the three "alien invasion" series. The storyline is improving, especially after last night's epsiode. I'll keep watching this one. Invasion … Continue reading King Of The Creature Features
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