Chocolate Covered Orgasm Cookies

…so good, they might kill you.

Doc Update #1,000,000,000,003

Grace found me a place that might be able to special order walking shoes in my extra-wideass size, so I’ll be going in tomorrow to check them out. Naturally, the crime of having big feet will cost me extra…like maybe $100.00 for a fuckin’ pair of shoes.

Stopped at a thrift store on my way home from work yesterday and bought 4 bandanas in patterns/colors I didn’t already have. That raises my total collection to..oh, 8 zillion bandanas.

Besides buying overpriced shoes this weekend, I’ll be heading out with My Sweet Little Spinosaurus Egypticus Of Love to buy some winter clothing and a few other things. On Sunday, we’ll be going to see the new “Wallace & Grommit” movie. Oh, this life of whirlwind adventures we lead:)

After several months of not drinking soda pop, I tried to drink some of my once beloved Diet Pepsi/Diet Coke mixture yesterday. The results? After about a cups worth, I got sick to my stomach and remained woozily almost all day. This means that, like my once passionate affair with wine, it’s over for cola and I. *SIGH* After over 30 years…PFFT!…gone, just like that. Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.

And now to work. More blog-o-rama later.