...this time, it was a nice cabernetThe Doclopedia #3,348 Small Town Secrets: Lynn Woodruff, Salesgirl During the week, Lynn is a salesgirl in the makeup department of Gordon's Department Store. She is very popular with her co-workers and customers. Despite only being 19, she is a very professional and conscientious young lady Most people think … Continue reading The Wine Pixies Are Wasted Again
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A Bit Of The Old Sizzle
...she had it The Doclopedia #3,347 Small Town Secrets: Helen Sanchez, Housewife As far as secrets go, Helen's is pretty tame: Four years ago, she won 2.5 million dollars on a lottery ticket when she and her husband Bill were on vacation in Brazil. They had the money transferred into a secret account they used … Continue reading A Bit Of The Old Sizzle
How To Roll Dice While Tipsy
...from decades of research The Doclopedia #3,346 Small Town Secrets: Will Popkin, Teenager At 16 years old, Will has a bright future ahead of him. He gets very good grades, is popular both in and out of school, and is just a really nice guy. His family is well off, if not wealthy, due to … Continue reading How To Roll Dice While Tipsy
War Of The Worms
...just terrible The Doclopedia #3,345 Small Town Secrets: Dan Waters, Line Cook Dan works over at the Big Wheel Buffet, doing the breakfast and lunch shift. He's a young fellow, only 23, and good looking. He started working there right out of high school and he likes his job. He lives just a few blocks … Continue reading War Of The Worms
A Tree That Eats Squirrels
...explaining the rarity of squirrels near it The Doclopedia #3,344 Small Town Secrets: Sylvia Gersten, County Coroner Sylvia has been coroner for 12 years now. She does a really good job and has uncovered a few murders that looked at first glance like accidents, and one suicide that was set up to look like a … Continue reading A Tree That Eats Squirrels
Snake Racing Weekly
...all the racing news The Doclopedia #3,343 Small Town Secrets: Lucky, The Dog The first thing you need to learn about Lucky is that he's smart. No, not smart for a dog, I mean smart for a human. Right now, I'd bet good money that he's one of the 5 smartest people in town. He's … Continue reading Snake Racing Weekly
The Rare and Beautiful Three Eyed Scarlet Toad Of Potawango Island
...truly striking to see The Doclopedia #3,342 Small Town Secrets: Mr. Murphy, The Handyman Dave Murphy is a first rate handyman, for sure. He's fixed everything from squeaky front gates to crooked shelves to stuck windows, all at a fair price and great work. He also coached little league for each of his three sons, … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Three Eyed Scarlet Toad Of Potawango Island
Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes On The Run
...what the hell, Edna? The Doclopedia #2,466 Small Town Secrets: Adonis Lockwood Adonis Lockwood owns Lockwood Farms, the big organic farm south of town. He's a nice guy and sells to locals at a 10% discount. He and his wife Tansy run the farm with the help of six of their old college friends. They … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes On The Run
Corn Fun
...fresh corn only The Doclopedia #2,465 Small Town Secrets: Wandalee Lawrence Oh, that Wandalee is a just a hoot! Not only is she a great hairstylist, she could be a great stand up comic if she wanted to. She's been cracking up the female population of town for 30 years now, since she graduated high … Continue reading Corn Fun
Yoyo And Duke Eat A Cake
...a whole damned cake! The Doclopedia #2,464 Small Town Secrets: Benny Fisk Nobody has anything bad to say about Benny Fisk. He's a pretty average high school junior, and plays second base on the school baseball team. He works after school delivering groceries around town. He's thinking of majoring in engineering when he goes to … Continue reading Yoyo And Duke Eat A Cake
A Deadly Case Of The Blondes
...a Nick Shamus mystery The Doclopedia #2,463 Small Town Secrets: Dick Yeung, The Mail Carrier Dick has been delivering mail for 25 years now. Great guy, member of the Elks Lodge, third generation native, and family man. His grandfather opened the Dragon Inn restaurant 90 years ago. Everyone likes Dick.SECRET: A couple of times a … Continue reading A Deadly Case Of The Blondes
Spuds In The Oven
...yum yum The Doclopedia #2,462 Small Town Secrets: Naomi, The Librarian Naomi Ponder is the town's head librarian. She's well liked and a regular churchgoer with her husband and two young daughters. She's on several PTA committees, too. Nothing out of the ordinary about her.SECRET: Naomi and her husband Paul are popular stars of internet … Continue reading Spuds In The Oven
Those Crazy Fire Demons Are At It Again!
...just goofing around starting fires The Doclopedia #2,461 Small Town Secrets: Old Mrs. Gustavsson Anyone in town will tell you that kindly old octagenarian Helene Gustavsson is just the nicest person on earth. Such a sad thing that her husband of 40 years, Olaf, died so tragically 18 years ago when he fell out of … Continue reading Those Crazy Fire Demons Are At It Again!
That Time Frank Almost Peed On A Bear.
...alcohol may have been involved . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,240 Small Town Secrets: Wilfred Corners . Wilford Corners looks like most other small villages in the northeastern United States. The “downtown” consists of a gas station, general store, cafe, town office, sheriff's office and a bar. Surrounding that are the elementary school, … Continue reading That Time Frank Almost Peed On A Bear.
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