…just goofing around starting fires
The Doclopedia #2,461
Small Town Secrets: Old Mrs. Gustavsson
Anyone in town will tell you that kindly old octagenarian Helene Gustavsson is just the nicest person on earth. Such a sad thing that her husband of 40 years, Olaf, died so tragically 18 years ago when he fell out of that third story window while taking down those Christmas lights. Still, Mrs. G soldiered on and she’s doing well now.
SECRET: Olaf was always a hot tempered skinflint who never wanted to go anywhere or do anything. So, finally becoming fed up with his shit, Helene pushed him out of that window, knowing he’d land on that concrete pig piece of garden art. She got a fat million bucks from his insurance money and travels as often as she can.
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