...and they crapped on my lawn! The Doclopedia #1,181 Send In The Clowns: Boffo, The Clockwork Clown Way back in 1870, in San Francisco, a rather mad inventor named Volmer Heely built an amazing clockwork man. The intricacy of the inner workings of his creation were decades ahead of anything else anywhere in the … Continue reading Drunken Cows Abused My Eland
Month: November 2014
The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
...it's only one word: DON'T! The Doclopedia #1,180 The Truth About Monsters: Ents The physical description of Ents that Professor Tolkien gave us in The Lord of the Rings is spot on. These “tree shepherds” are roughly humanoid looking trees themselves. Any sort of tree can be represented, with the deciduous species being the … Continue reading The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
Chapter 146: In Which Our Hero Saves A Fair Maiden From The French, Then Tosses The Evil Cardinal Off A Cliff
...sadly, God was not on the cardinal's side The Doclopedia #1,179 The Truth About Monsters: Owlbears Few monsters are as strange looking and as misunderstood as the Owlbear. It's half a ton of grizzly bear with the head of an enormous owl, walks upright and, when it can find a mate, reproduces by laying … Continue reading Chapter 146: In Which Our Hero Saves A Fair Maiden From The French, Then Tosses The Evil Cardinal Off A Cliff
My Life Among The Wild Writers
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers
Three Young Ladies In Search Of Adventure
...or cheap drinks The Doclopedia #1,178 The Truth About Monsters: Hydras Let's face it, anything with more or less than one head is scary. Something big and reptilian with SEVEN heads is pretty much guaranteed to terrify you, possibly into soiling yourself. Enter the creatures known as Hydras. They got the name from that … Continue reading Three Young Ladies In Search Of Adventure
A Pocket Full Of Butter
...oh no, my good pants The Doclopedia #1,177 The Truth About Monsters: Demons In the pocket dimension known as “Demarra”, the beings that we call Demons look and act surprisingly like we do. Indeed, if you were transported there safely, you'd fit right in. The key word there is “safely”. You see, transporting between realities … Continue reading A Pocket Full Of Butter
The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes Crazy
...she may have been a bit stressed out The Doclopedia #1,176 The Truth About Monsters: Orcs The simple fact is, Orcs are mostly hard working beings who just want to live their lives with as few problems as possible. You know, just like every other sentient humanoid species with half a brain. The problem is, … Continue reading The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes Crazy
The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell
...co-starring her pet hyrax, Morty Ok, I know, it's been a while since I posted the last part of Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic. Here is the rest of the story. WARNING! Longass post ahead! Part Three of: Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic The guy was a short, balding Latino, maybe … Continue reading The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell
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