...Happy birthday, Grace Slick! The Doclopedia #1,084 My Dogs: Sasha Jane Cross Sasha is an almost 4 year old Basset Hound who lives with her human mom & dad and her Basset sister in the Sacramento, California area. She is reddish orange and white in color. Little is known of Sasha's first two … Continue reading One Pill Makes You Larger And One Pill Makes You Talk To Small Animals
Month: October 2013
Bananas On The Bed
...along with several drunken monkeys The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Polly Pond Intrepid girl reporter Polly Pond covers the superhero beat for the Daily Times newspaper. When a city destroying battle breaks out, she's there with her best pal and photographer, Pam Chu, to get the story. If there's an interview with a superhero or … Continue reading Bananas On The Bed
The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
...and part time insurance adjuster The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Bobby Bunny Appearing in Weener Brothers Cartoons, Bobby Bunny is one of the craziest residents of the Wacky Woods. He is always up to something with his pals Goober Goose and Melvin Mink. His antics often cause plenty of property damage and embarrassing situations for … Continue reading The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
Eat More Fleems!
...this message brought to you by the American Fleem Producers The Doclopedia #1,082 Wait...What?: Herr Muller Oh, how we all loved Herr Muller! He was the kindest man in town, always giving out candy to children and helping the elderly and taking in injured animals. He was a pillar of the community. It … Continue reading Eat More Fleems!
Welcome To The House Of Strange
...where we live with strange pets CATCON/DOGCON UPDATE NOTE:I don't usually post stuff about DogCon/CatCon in between actual con trips (though, of course, these con trips are imaginary), but several things have happened, so I figured I'd give everybody a heads up. First off, as most of you know, we lost Lucy to cancer back … Continue reading Welcome To The House Of Strange
What Fresh Hail Is This?
...well, that's how it sounds in the South. The Doclopedia #1,080 Golden States: Deadifornia The year was 1850 and a group of miners had found a rich vein of gold in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. Then they busted through into an ancient cavern and released a strange dust that killed them … Continue reading What Fresh Hail Is This?
Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
...that should cover everything. The Doclopedia #1,079 Golden States: Long California This version of California is only different in that it includes the Baja peninsula and an equally long 200 miles wide strip of eastern shore of the Sea of Cortez. This pretty much doubles California's size and gave it a huge amount of … Continue reading Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
The Legend Of The Golden Platypus
...an action packed silly adventure The Doclopedia #1,078 Golden States: The Bear Flag Empire If you thought the Bear Flag Republic was a different sort of California, the Bear Flag Empire of California will knock your socks off. In the current year of 2013, the Bear Flag Empire of California Is made up of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Golden Platypus
The Rare And Beautiful Singing Mouse Hippo Of Potawango Island
...they get together for 4 part harmonies The Doclopedia #1,077 Golden States: The Bear Flag Republic The great state of California exists on many versions of Earth, but it's not always the California we know. In some universes, California is a country, as we'll see in the next few entries. On Earth 42-E, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Singing Mouse Hippo Of Potawango Island
How To Talk To Your Cat About Drugs
...don't bother, because cats don't need drugs The Doclopedia #1,076 Tiny Folk: Khara Sandflyer In the desert southwest of the United States, where Little Folk enclaves are mostly found in or near human settlements, there are a few hearty tribes that prefer to live out in the arid regions. One of these is … Continue reading How To Talk To Your Cat About Drugs
The Deal With The Turks Went Better Than Expected
...nobody got shot and we all went out for drinks. The Doclopedia #1,075 Tiny Folk: Livanto Builder In a long abandoned Underground station beneath London, the Queen's Own Nation of the Tiny Folk have built a huge (by their standards) town. Since the station measures more than 40 meters long by 22 meters … Continue reading The Deal With The Turks Went Better Than Expected
The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
...#8: Barium Biscuits The Doclopedia #1,074 Tiny Folk: Sandri Dogfriend All Tiny Folk can, to some degree, speak with animals. Not all animals, but usually mammals and birds. A few can speak very well to one or two species in particular. Very rarely, you'll find one who can speak perfectly well with one … Continue reading The 33 Things You Probably Should Never Eat
Eyeball Creatures Are In Your Closet
...DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! The Doclopedia #1,073 Tiny Folk: Duuvi Boater In the Land of 1,000 Lakes, even the Tiny Folk get around by boat much of the time. The most skilled waterman of all is Duuvi Boater, a member of the Moose Hill Clan. Duuvi and his siblings, children and friends have … Continue reading Eyeball Creatures Are In Your Closet
The Book Of Misinformation
...all the bullshit in one place! The Doclopedia #1,072 Tiny Folk: Gwilla Sharpaxe In the area that humans call Death Valley, the Tiny Folk of the Red Hand Clan live a hard life. Besides the great heat and the scarcity of water, they must constantly battle scorpions, ants, snakes and other creatures that try … Continue reading The Book Of Misinformation
Super Magic Girl Battles The Demons Of Doom
...it's been awhile since I did fake anime The Doclopedia #1,071 Tiny Folk: Optan Leaper Even among the Tiny Folk, there are individuals who possess powers that most people don't. The big difference is that the tiny super powered individuals don't feel the need for costumes and secret identities. One such person is Optan Leaper, … Continue reading Super Magic Girl Battles The Demons Of Doom
It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
...it was temporary, but still,,, The Doclopedia #1,069 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Dragon Mountain Inn On Earth 33-F, the world was conquered by China in the year 800 AD. This was helped by the fact that Earth 33-F is a magical world, but Chinese magic was the strongest by far. Now, the world very … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Mr. Kraznisky Starts To Go Blind
Cyborg Hound On The Magic Bus
...soon, very soon The Doclopedia #1,068 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The D&D Inn “Good day, Mr & Mrs Bronfeld. I'm Evenstar Skyson, from the Royal Department of Inns, Taverns and Pubs. I'm here to do your final inspection so that you may open up your establishment. I've already been around back to inspect the stables … Continue reading Cyborg Hound On The Magic Bus
The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Monster Of The Deep
...from the September, 1898 issue The Doclopedia #1,067 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Golden Palace “Yessir, we'll take real good care of him. Damned fine looking horse. Reminds me of one I had as a lad back in Ohio. Name of Samson and I'll tell you, he was fast and high spirited, yessir. Oh, … Continue reading The Amazing Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And The Monster Of The Deep
Parakeet In A Party Hat
...he's partying hard! The Doclopedia #1,066 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Pig And Goat Oliver, It is with a heavy heart heart that I must inform you of the death of your father, Mason Westridge, on 20 July, 1879. He was injured in a battle with the Queen's Special Patrol and died of blood … Continue reading Parakeet In A Party Hat
The California Kid And Spider Buy 300 Chickens
...neither has eaten chicken since then The Doclopedia #1,065 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Swamp Hut On Earth 33, where civilization is trying to recover from about a dozen man made and natural disasters, people are drinking to forget their troubles as much as they always have. In Central Africa, where there aren't any … Continue reading The California Kid And Spider Buy 300 Chickens
A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down
...his eyes were brown The Doclopedia #1,064 Lost Letters: From A Wizard To An Apprentice Sansy, I am sending you this letter via RavePost so that you will get it before mixing the ingredients for the Power Infusion spell. I fear that you might do things wrong. This fear is based upon my … Continue reading A Clown With A Frown Went To Town To Get Down
Ok, So I Did The “Time Warp” Again. Now What?
...I think I hurt my back doing the pelvic thrust. The Doclopedia #1,062 Lost Letters: From A Robot To His Creator Dear Father, I write you this letter to tell you that I am having conflicts in my central processor. One moment, I feel as though I should help and nurture humanity, but the next I'm doing analysis of … Continue reading Ok, So I Did The “Time Warp” Again. Now What?
The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu
...featuring her narcoleptic Aunt Frieda The Doclopedia #1,061 Lost Letters: From Fiancee To A Mad Scientist Dearest Victor. I am so sorry we argued yesterday. It was my fault, darling, for not realizing that you need time alone to complete your important work, though I know nothing of what that work is. Please forgive … Continue reading The Creepy And Mysterious, Yet Also Whimsical, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Voyage To Mu
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