Chapter 938: In Which Our Hero Eludes The French By Covering Himself In Lard, Feathers And Small Bits Of Wool

...later earning himself the nickname "Slippery Jim". Our last entry for this theme. Next up: "Well, That's Different" The Doclopedia #1,208 Strange Pet Ailments: Avian Regression Disease There can be little doubt that among the diseases of pets, Avian Regression Disease is the worst and potentially the most deadly. Not deadly for the birds, but … Continue reading Chapter 938: In Which Our Hero Eludes The French By Covering Himself In Lard, Feathers And Small Bits Of Wool

It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot

...for an explanation of that, see the May 8, 2004 post in the archives The Doclopedia #1,207 Strange Pet Ailments: Canine/Feline Anal Combustion As all pet owners know, the flatulence produced by our animal friends can be overpowering. Well, if your dog or cat comes down with Anal Combustion, it can be downright dangerous. The … Continue reading It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot

The Totally Crazy, Yet Very Lovable Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Five Blue Budgies That Chased Grandma

...co-starring her best buddy, Herman Yankdoodle As most of you know, I started a dedicated story blog for "Life On The Magic Bus" over on Blogger. It got almost no traffic there, so I'm closing it up and porting all of the chapters over here. They'll appear 3-4 at a time for a few days. … Continue reading The Totally Crazy, Yet Very Lovable Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Five Blue Budgies That Chased Grandma