...later earning himself the nickname "Slippery Jim". Our last entry for this theme. Next up: "Well, That's Different" The Doclopedia #1,208 Strange Pet Ailments: Avian Regression Disease There can be little doubt that among the diseases of pets, Avian Regression Disease is the worst and potentially the most deadly. Not deadly for the birds, but … Continue reading Chapter 938: In Which Our Hero Eludes The French By Covering Himself In Lard, Feathers And Small Bits Of Wool
Month: June 2015
It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot
...for an explanation of that, see the May 8, 2004 post in the archives The Doclopedia #1,207 Strange Pet Ailments: Canine/Feline Anal Combustion As all pet owners know, the flatulence produced by our animal friends can be overpowering. Well, if your dog or cat comes down with Anal Combustion, it can be downright dangerous. The … Continue reading It’s Been 11 Years Since I Ate Coconut Snot
Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Selfie
...to put on her Facebook page Hey, look! It's a new entry for Life On The Magic Bus! Yay! Life On The Magic Bus WARNING! WARNING! Temporally Displaced Post! This Post Is From The FUTURE. Read At Your Own Risk! Doc Clay was racing along on inline hoverskates at about 25 miles an hour. The … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Selfie
A Big Man Goes Down Hard
...must have been the weight of all that lead The Doclopedia #1,206 Strange Pet Ailments: Spider-bunny Virus Because this strange disease allows pet rabbits to walk up walls and on ceilings, it inevitably got the nickname “Spider-bunny virus”. Even vets use it. The disease usually strikes bunnies between the ages of 6 months and two … Continue reading A Big Man Goes Down Hard
Working In A Troll Mine
...going down down down WOOHOO! The Doclopedia is back! The theme for the next few entries is "Strange Pet Ailments". The Doclopedia #1,205 Strange Pet Ailments: Feline Transparency Syndrome Cat owners everywhere are worried about this new ailment that slowly renders the animal nearly invisible. Since cats are often underfoot and move pretty much silently, … Continue reading Working In A Troll Mine
Eating Cold Cereal And Singing The Blues
...around a mouthful of Cap'n Crunch. The final (for now) three entries for "Life On The Magic Bus". Chapter 6, Part 1: True Tales Of Roadside Strangeness A return to the Golden State Grace shows off her melons Destination Sign: Ravenloft Captain’s log, 5/8/2009, 8:45 am After 6 more days in Oregon, during which we visited … Continue reading Eating Cold Cereal And Singing The Blues
Doc Tempest And The Devil Of The Desert
...from the June, 1958 issue Yet MORE "Life On The Magic Bus" entries! Only a few more to go! Chapter 4, Part 3: On The Trail Of Giant Jesus Winker arms herself Lucy & Sasha go unarmed 4/27/2009 Destination Sign: Central City When Winker entered the living room wearing her new mechanical arms, the reactions were… … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Devil Of The Desert
Only One Way Out Of This Town
...until we got really creative, that is. Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 3: The Games Are Afoot! Geeks gather Winker goes up a level 4/20/2009 Destination Sign: Space…The Final Frontier (Narrator: Hello, I’m back to tell you the story in this short chapter.) Upon arriving in Seattle, Doc parked the bus in the parking lot … Continue reading Only One Way Out Of This Town
Handsome Joe Eats A Whole Pizza
...and was one full little hound Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 2, Part 4: The World’s Biggest Toilet Paper Rolls And Other Adventures At last, toilet paper! A legend dies! Destination Sign: Where You Least Expect Us Captain’s log, 4/17/2009, 1:45 pm We slept in a bit this morning before driving for two hours to … Continue reading Handsome Joe Eats A Whole Pizza
The Day I Saw A Duck Riding A Horse
...at a trot, even! Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 2, Part 1: The World’s Biggest Toilet Paper Rolls And Other Adventures Enter Joe Lucy chooses poorly Diary entry for Winker Sue Clay, 4/15/2009, 3:15 pm Dear Diary, Man, am I ever glad we are finally leaving on this trip. The past 3 weeks since Dad … Continue reading The Day I Saw A Duck Riding A Horse
The Totally Crazy, Yet Very Lovable Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Five Blue Budgies That Chased Grandma
...co-starring her best buddy, Herman Yankdoodle As most of you know, I started a dedicated story blog for "Life On The Magic Bus" over on Blogger. It got almost no traffic there, so I'm closing it up and porting all of the chapters over here. They'll appear 3-4 at a time for a few days. … Continue reading The Totally Crazy, Yet Very Lovable Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Five Blue Budgies That Chased Grandma