...he was REALLY pissed The Doclopedia #3,123 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Landus, Magical Animal Control Officer Str: +3 Con: +3 Int: +1 Dex: +2 Agi: +3 Skills: Knowledge (Beasts): +4 Knowledge (Magical Beasts): +4 Fight: +2 Magic: +2 Survival: +3 Description: Joe is 30 years old, stands 6'8” tall, weighs 300 pounds, has … Continue reading Mr Motango Was NOT Amused
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Why Did We Buy This Thing?
...a common question The Doclopedia #3,122 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Mace, 1820 Tavern Keeper Str: +2 Con: +1 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Business Operation: +2 Charm/Intimidate: +2 Description: Joe is 46 years old, 6' tall, 190 pounds, bald, has blue eyes, and is married with 2 grown … Continue reading Why Did We Buy This Thing?
Monkey On A Hotseat
...it was his own fault The Doclopedia #3,121 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe DiCasio, 2075 Window Washer Str: +1 Con: +1 Int: +2 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Secrets): +3 Hacker: +3 Connections (Geek): +3 Description: Joe is 31 and the founder, owner and operator of RoboKlean Window Washing. His robots are out … Continue reading Monkey On A Hotseat
Thin Milkshake Blues
...as sun by Blind Leonard Lemon The Doclopedia #3,120 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Earls, 1960s Garbage Truck Driver Str: +3 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: Average Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Driver: +2 Fight: +2 Description: Joe is 28, 6'2” tall, weighs 200 pounds, has black hair and brown eyes, is African … Continue reading Thin Milkshake Blues
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting
...with worms The Doclopedia #3,119 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Shin, 1930s Mechanic Str: +2 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: +1 Skills: Mechanic (Automobiles): +4 Driver: +2 Inventor (Mechanical): +3 Description: Joe is 34, 5'10” tall, 165 pounds, has brown hair and brown eyes, is Swedish/Irish, and is right handed. He has … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting
Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero, Angered By Corrupt Officials, Burns Down The Town Hall, Steals The Money, And Gives Most Of It To The Poor
...there was a small surcharge The Doclopedia #2,363 Average Joes: Joe Pozlowsky, Special Delivery Man NAME: Joseph K. PozlowskyAGE: 33LOCATION: Chicago, IllinoisDESCRIPTION: Joe is 5'8” tall, heavy set, muscular, and average looking. He is married with 3 kids, two dogs, a cat, and a rabbit.Joe works for Green Star Special deliveries, and when they say … Continue reading Chapter 944: In Which Our Hero, Angered By Corrupt Officials, Burns Down The Town Hall, Steals The Money, And Gives Most Of It To The Poor
Our Friend, The Squid
...number 12 in a series The Doclopedia #89 Average Joes: Joe Standing Elk, Fishing Guide Oh yes, my family has been fishing the Thames and it's tributaries since about 1320...not long after we conquered Britain. Of course, some of my grandfathers (the Cherokees on my mother's side) went on to fight the war in Austria, … Continue reading Our Friend, The Squid
The Adventures Of Rabbit-Man
...Rabbit-Man, Rabbit-Man, does whatever a rabbit can! Hey, y'all, it's FRIDAY and to celebrate, here are TWO Average Joes! Man, I really spoil you kids. The Doclopedia #86 Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was...Joe. Average Joes: Joe Lucas, Droid Repairman Man, that is one banged up K5 unit you've got there. What … Continue reading The Adventures Of Rabbit-Man
All Kids Know About The Toe Eating Monster
...who lives under beds The Doclopedia #85 Yeah, Joe was average...the kind of average that a smart guy could use...the kind of average that could give a private dick an edge when it came to dealing with tough mugs and hot dames Average Joes: Joe Hinkley, Barber Me? Hey, I'm just the guy who gives shaves … Continue reading All Kids Know About The Toe Eating Monster
Doc Tempest vs The Rain Of Madness
...from the May, 1951 issue The Doclopedia #84 Arrr, this Joe be a right popular feller among the pirates! Average Joes: Joe Brown, Tavernkeeper Here ya go, matey, fresh off the boat from Jamaica today. That there rum'll put a wind in yer sails fer sure! Just got inta port, eh? Well, ye came at … Continue reading Doc Tempest vs The Rain Of Madness
The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
...I'm gonna hug 'em and squeeze 'em, George. HAPPY 14th ANNIVERSARY TO MY SWEET ANGEL, GRACE! I love you, baby! And now... The Doclopedia #83 Yippie Ky Ay, Joe's in the Wild West! Average Joes: Joe Chang, Bathhouse Proprietor Yes, yes...you've come to the right place for a bath, sir. For only 50 cents, we'll fix … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Huggable Giant Yellow Bunnies Of Potawango Island
