The House In The Woods Where The Singing Badgers Live

...You need to be really drunk to find it The Adventure Building Poll, The Finale: The Army Of Terror And so, we rap up our little adventure creation experiment. It was fun, folks, so we'll do something similar soon. After a day of resting up, Our Heroes hear that the Super Creeper is raising hell … Continue reading The House In The Woods Where The Singing Badgers Live →

Super Frosted MescaWheats

...fiber with that psychedelic difference The Adventure Building Poll, Third Phase: The Army Of Terror We're nearing the end here, folks. The Super Creeper is nearing critical mass, El Santo is still alive and Our Heroes are undaunted! Let's see what happens next. More bloggage later!

The Secret Life Of Dogs And Mice

...they go drinking together and think of ways to mess with cats The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror More blogging later.

This Just In: Tom Lehrer Is Poisoned By Angry Pigeons

...you don't EVEN want to know what the tango dancers did to him Damn! My mug of tea this morning was so strong that I almost sent it off to perform 12 labors, rather than drink it. The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror Here are the latest poll results. The terror … Continue reading This Just In: Tom Lehrer Is Poisoned By Angry Pigeons →

Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse

...it's time to move on from zombies and vampires The above lycanthropic micro-rant was inspired by cappadocius Adventure Poll Update: 12 of you have voted. More of you should. Poll will close tonight. Website Stuff: I have found that my stores of gaming writing stuff are indeed of legendary proportions. I should be able to … Continue reading Chapter 357: In Which Our Hero Inadverdently Triggers A Werewolf Apocalypse →

Journal Of The International Freestyle Flooning Society

...incorporating The Flooning News and Flooning Today! My main dream last night, which started before I got up at 4:30 am to give The Girls their First Breakfast, then continued after I went back to bed 15 minutes later, is best described as Desperate Housewives as it would be if written by H.P. Lovecraft and … Continue reading Journal Of The International Freestyle Flooning Society →

The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy

...co-starring her pet killer bee, Ace The Terror In The Woods (continued) GM's Eyes Only Things That Should Happen: 1: The PCs should barely survive at least two attemps on their lives. You may or may not want to kill off a non-esential PC who is with/near them. 2: They should find a false clue … Continue reading The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy →

A +2 Vorpal Cheese Grater

...+4 VS Gorgonzola Golems The Terror In The Woods (continued) NPCs To Encounter Professor Ram Singh: A scientist who has been doing top secret chemical research for the US government Freight Train Fulton: A rather amiable and smart hobo who has been hanging around the Grogan's Corner area for a couple of weeks. Wong Chow: … Continue reading A +2 Vorpal Cheese Grater →

Voracious Pigs Ate All Of My Endive

...grilled, with olive oil and sea salt The As Completed As We're Gonna Do It Here Poll Created Adventure Ya know, this was supposed to be a globe trotting pulp adventure, but we forgot to add any exotic locales. In light of that, I hereby declare this Part One of a two part globe trotting … Continue reading Voracious Pigs Ate All Of My Endive →

Mexican Jenny Runs Nekkid In The Redwoods

...midsummer, 1978 Adventure Design By Poll: Part...I can't remember Ok, folks, wehave a winner in the strange power category...our creepy cloaked figure can summon up a thick eerie fog. Let's see now...we have...a genre...NPCs of all types...a setting...a bad guy with strange powers...Hmmm...I think we need some more specific locations within our Resort Area setting.