I Probably Ought To Stay Away From Camelot

...she said she wasn't married The Doclopedia #3,452 This Ain't Good!: Finding A Bomb “Sarge, you need to get over here. Tate has found a bomb, and it looks like a big one. Yeah, I'll take a look. Holy shit! That must be 50 gallons of binary explosive! That could vaporize this entire block. What, … Continue reading I Probably Ought To Stay Away From Camelot →

Learning About Women

...still doing it The Doclopedia #3,451 This Ain't Good!: Being Chased By Cops “Oh, Eddie, this ain't good at all! Them cops is hot on our tail and they've probably raidioed for other cars. I knew we shoulda used Sam's motorcycle. We coulda lost these cops by goin' through them narrow allies back in Chinatown. … Continue reading Learning About Women →

The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall

...co-starring her good buddy, Porky Polanski The Doclopedia #3,450 Sort Of Cool Magical Rings: Detect Alcohol If there is any amount of alcohol around within 90 feet, this clear glass ring will detect it when activated. The area where the alcohol is will glow bright yellow. Please note that the ring does not identify the … Continue reading The Outrageously Violent, Yet Also Inspirational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Her Trip To the Mall →