...on vacation The Doclopedia #3,454 This Ain't Good!: Those Are Exterminator Bots “Fuck me sideways! We've got 9 Exterminator Bots heading this way from the northeast. Looks like they're moving about 15 klicks an hour, so they'll be at the gate in about 20 minutes. That ain't gonna be good. Got any ideas, Nakishi? We … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Go To Hawaii →

...on skateboards The Doclopedia #3,453 This Ain't Good!: People Showing Up “People are showing up here? What the fuck, Ahmed? You said your uncle's house would be empty for the whole weekend. Why are there people here? I don't know, but you'd better check them out. Josh, you go tell all our friends to clear … Continue reading A Dog And A Cat Going Off A Cliff →

...she said she wasn't married The Doclopedia #3,452 This Ain't Good!: Finding A Bomb “Sarge, you need to get over here. Tate has found a bomb, and it looks like a big one. Yeah, I'll take a look. Holy shit! That must be 50 gallons of binary explosive! That could vaporize this entire block. What, … Continue reading I Probably Ought To Stay Away From Camelot →

...still doing it The Doclopedia #3,451 This Ain't Good!: Being Chased By Cops “Oh, Eddie, this ain't good at all! Them cops is hot on our tail and they've probably raidioed for other cars. I knew we shoulda used Sam's motorcycle. We coulda lost these cops by goin' through them narrow allies back in Chinatown. … Continue reading Learning About Women →